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alex: you ever been so stressed that you're calm?

thomas: wha-

alex: this is my constant state

alex: my chill is fake

thomas:

alex: 'how are you so calm'

alex: i've passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria to the gray, misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain

thomas: are you alright?

alex: yeah of course why do you ask?

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Thomas: all i want to hear are those three little words

Alex: I love you

Thomas: that's sweet but not what i want to hear

Alex:

Alex: *sigh*

Alex: I will behave

Thomas: thank you

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Alex: *struggling to get stuff off the top shelf*

Thomas: do you need me to get that for you?

Alex: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!!!

Thomas: *laughs* ok then

A few moments later...

Alex: *defeated sigh* ..help meeee..

Thomas: I thought you didn't need help?

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*listening to the election of 1800* song: now i'm facing Aaron Burr-

my 6 year old cousin: SIR

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song: jefferson has my vote

cousin: *gasp*

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sorry this ain't with the style of my blog but i had to share it

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YOU MADE MY DAY THANK YOU

(At work)

Alex: *absorbed in writing*

Thomas: *sneaks into his office and somehow steals his coffee then quickly leaves*

Alex: *goes to take a drink* where did- THOMAS JEFFERSON I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

Thomas: *sprinting away laughing hysterically*

Eliza: what happened?

James: oh, Thomas must have stolen Alex’s coffee again.

Eliza: 

Aaron: trust us, this is normal.

Alex: THOMAS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO

Washington:

Washington: *sighs* remind me why I hired them both?

John: honestly sir, I don’t know but it was a horrible decision.

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alex: what are you doing?

thomas: *quickly puts something in his pocket* nothing!

alex: thomas what is it?

thomas: it's nothing alex

alex: oh come on let me see!

thomas: no!

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hey! i have an au for this but i can't draw so i'm not drawing this TwT i'd love to draw it but i can't draw shit. maybe eventually i'll draw alex and thomas for yall but i cant promise anything. my ask box is open if you want to ask me or any of the hamilton characters anything! Alex and Laf met when Laf traveled to visit Nevis when they were little. Laf and Thomas met when Thomas visited france. James and Thomas met while they lived in Virginia. everyone else met in collage, and this specifically is after collage

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alex: and in the end we're all just human beans

Laf: and together we'll rice

Herc: lettuce pray

Thomas: ramen

John: *dramatically wipes tear* that was... BEAUTIFUL

James:

James: what the fuck did i just witness

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Thomas: Alex...

Alex: what?

Thomas: how many cups of coffee have you had today?

Alex: this is my fifth cup-

Thomas: Alexander!

Alex: -in the last hour

Thomas: ALEXANDER!

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Alex: *groaning as he answers the phone* it‘s 6 am what the hell do you want?

Herc: I just realized you’re not at home.

Thomas: *whispering* what does he want it’s 6 in the morning?

Alex: shut up. Herc, I stayed the night with a- friend.

Thomas: you just told me to shut up and we literally fight every day at work what the fuck are you doing saying I’m just your friend?!

Laf: who’s that in the background mon ami?

Alex: NOBODY!

Herc: oh- we won’t interrupt you anymore 😏 have fun.

Alex:

Alex: he hung up on me.

Thomas: what did he want?

Alex: to know where I was. I think.

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(At work)

Alex: *absorbed in writing*

Thomas: *sneaks into his office and somehow steals his coffee then quickly leaves*

Alex: *goes to take a drink* where did- THOMAS JEFFERSON I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

Thomas: *sprinting away laughing hysterically*

Eliza: what happened?

James: oh, Thomas must have stolen Alex’s coffee again.

Eliza: 

Aaron: trust us, this is normal.

Alex: THOMAS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO

Washington:

Washington: *sighs* remind me why I hired them both?

John: honestly sir, I don’t know but it was a horrible decision.

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Peggy: here we have the lesbians who love each other very much and show it...

Eliza: I love you!

Maria: I love you too!

Peggy: ...and the disaster gays.

Alex: FUCK YOU!

Thomas: later. Now, listen here you little shit...

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Washington: I love my employees. They all work so hard, and they all get along so well. I’m so proud of them all.

Jefferson & Hamilton: *scream at each other every time they’re in the same room*

Adams: *never shows up to work*

Burr: *literally murders Alex*

Washington:

Washington: so proud.

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Jefferson: Thanks for agreeing to see me-

Hamilton: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Jefferson: I don’t have time for a history lesson. Now, thanks for agreeing to see me

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Alex: *ranting about Laurens*

Burr: Alexander, we know how you feel about Laurens. Could you shut the fuck up and let us sleep for once?

Alex:

Laf:

Herc:

Alex: Get your uninterested hetero ass out of here