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[texting]

Otto: *sends a voice message*

Axel: I'm busy. Is it urgent?

Otto: Don't worry, you can listen to it later.

[later]

Axel: *plays the message*

Otto, in the voice message: THERE'S A FIRE!

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[texting]

Otto: *sends a voice message*

Axel: I'm busy. Is it urgent?

Otto: Don't worry, you can listen to it later.

[later]

Axel: *plays the message*

Otto, in the voice message: THERE'S A FIRE!

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Axel, to Oscar: I'm too tired to slap you right now, just smack your face into my palm really hard.

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Oscar: You saved me! Why?

Axel: People would think I killed you if I didn't.

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Oscar: Axel look, I trained a chicken to talk.

Axel: Alright, show me.

Oscar: Chicken, what's the name of a male deer.

Chicken: Buck.

Oscar: How much is two hundred pennies?

Chicken: Buck buck.

Axel: This is stupid.

Oscar: Wait, it gets better.

Chicken: Oh, it gets way better, Axel.

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Otto: Why do you like being out in the rain?

Oscar: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun

Axel: I'm trying to get hit by lighting

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Oscar: Fuck, my marker ran out.

Oscar: Quick, I need someone's blood.

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Oscar: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late with iced coffee.

Oscar: Please respect that.

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Otto: What's up Axel.

Axel, watching Oscar: My blood pressure.

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Axel: It's your words against mine

Oscar: Let's do it.

Axel: What?

Oscar: You've chosen the word "what", big mistake bro. I chose "shenanigan".

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Oscar: I have a resting bitchface. Axel has "I want you all to die" face. It's a subtle difference.

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Oscar: Be the reason you're haunted. Go someplace forbidden, read in ancient language, straight up fuck a demon.

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Axel: I came here to attack people and honeslty, I'm having such a good time right now.

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Otto: Hey, your lipstick looks great.

Y/N: Thank you, it tastes even better ;)

Otto: I know.

Y/N:

Otto:

Y/N: Hey, why are your teeth pink?

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Oscar: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Otto: You kind of are. You work it into every conversation.

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Otto: We need to distract the guards.

Axel: Right.

Otto: What are you going to do?

Axelx: I'm going to kill them. That ought to distract them.

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Oscar: You can't lose an argument if you end it with "shut up, nerd".

Otto: Yes, you can.

Oscar: Shut up, nerd.