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the blue (jersey) lolrpf fanfic
new fanfic out, this one's lol rpf and lowkey a freak show hope you enjoy it https://archiveofourown.org/works/70339186
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just realized he probably made fun of me to his friends in 2019 and probably last year as well just realized they probably laughed at me and not with me
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the worst part about crownshot is that he had a nazi in his bio the second worst part is his treatment of women the THIRD worst part is that i know all of this and i still think he‘s hot.
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Assigning kinks while rpf-ing is so fucking funny to me. Like yeah we all know this guy probably thinks just having the lights on and making eye contact is kinky but let's say he has a breeding/impact play kink. Why not he can't argue
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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.
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liam lawson completely getting fucked in his race and it's only the second worst thing a man with the name that is pronounced lawson has done to me this week
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Happy LEC Summer Playoffs to all those who celebrate
#HELLO THIS IS INSANE#NUCCCCCCCCCCC#nuc i love you#oh my god i need to eat him#hes everything to me#i adore him
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hello folks i would like to announce that this is the last sweden man post because we have broken up for good.
idk how you break up when you weren't dating. but yeah we broke up. it's over. he's decided it's time to pull up the drawbridge and i have enough dignity left in me to just shut up about it. he's a coward, and i'm upset, and we won't ever talk about it - or to each other - again. So. That's that.
i'll mull it over more. i wish it was easier. i wish our last meeting wasn't just his mean streak and his jealousy showing. i hate how jealous he is. anyways that's it.
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this got me blocked on insta btw
"tell me next time you come up"
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"tell me next time you come up"
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and it's hitting me now that i've waited for him to play for six years. subconsciously, i waited for him to play a fucking hand. picked up my cards six years ago and played them one after the other, and played my highest cards, too, to see if it'd get him to play and now it didn't and he's never going to play the hand he's holding.
and i've waited my whole youth for him to play and he's choosing to fold
sorry this is too parasocial even for me i sound insane i'm getting upset about something i probably all made up because i am insane and a stupid bitch sorry i just need to. stop listening to fucking chinatown HAHAH.
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And it‘s just so unfair to expect me to wait 6 years. Play a hand pick a card make a move. Don‘t make me wait 6 years and then fucking fold you stupid COWARD.
im sorry guys i know im so annoying about larssen but. but it's insane he's crazy i hate him i love him it's parasocial and a nightmare and help me god.
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im sorry guys i know im so annoying about larssen but. but it's insane he's crazy i hate him i love him it's parasocial and a nightmare and help me god.
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god knew i would be too powerful if i could get a boner about sheonuc
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we are no longer in our second divorce era and i hate him again everything is right again in the world. this time i even left him on read guys. this is great.
me and larssen are currently in our second divorce era but i still love him guys
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me and larssen are currently in our second divorce era but i still love him guys
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