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Delicious canned soup as merch

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Everybody brings them a dagger and is stopped by security. Concert cancelled. That will teach them how to be cryptic

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Ah yes. It is all coming together now. The building on the South America tour announcement is the Argentinian national library, which took over 30 years to complete. This clearly tells us that the reason The Black Parade faked their death was to escape some extremely late library fees.

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PSA: if none of you film every lltbp show start to finish im banning everyone

I've set up a Scratch program that will automatically ban every human planet-wide from tumblr. The process will take about 500 years to complete, but rest assured that when it finished there will be no one left.

DO NOT live in the moment

DO NOT simply enjoy the experience

get your god damn iphone out, press record and hold it steady, or else you're ALL fucked

remember, all i have to do now is press a button

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chat i have a theory... so strange vs croaker duel right? so mcr5 right?

mcr5 is gonna drop when the croaker drops his sword in defeat. this is actually real i just got off the phone with gerard

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This time around, they are ALL cheerleaders. They make a human pyramid and also throw frank in the air. How does it fit with the dictator storyline you ask? Shut up.

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There WILL be a song called "good boy", and you all are going to fucking LOVE IT.

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Just to be clear, this blog isnt predicting various scenarios. Everything written here will happen. If you think that some predictions are mutually exclusive, think harder.

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The creation of a fictional language and alphabet is a subtle clue to the fact that mcr5 is going to be a rerelease of their best songs in Simlish.

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The B stage is actually a battle arena where Chappel Roan will challenge Gerard Way to a duel. If she wins, she will take his place as the frontman of MCR. That is, until someone else wins the title.

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No new songs but they release a music video for foundations of decay and it wins an oscar

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B stage is to isolate frank to stop him from attacking people

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The story of long live the black parade is actually a Batman AU. Bat gerard is the main character. Cat gerard is the catwoman. Cheerard is robin. Trailers didnt show them for copyright reasons, but once they are on stage it will be too late to stop them.

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They just play the black parade and nothing else while wearing old uniforms, but whisper "we are being forsed to do that" between songs.

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What we have seen so far of long live is the beginning of an elaborate arg, with mcr5 being a prize for fandom solving it. Problem is, MCR have vastly overestimated the number of braincells we all collectively have. We will figure it out by 2036.

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Due to the secretary being very easy to cosplay, everyone shows up to a concert as her. MCR walk on stage, see an army of expressionless office ladies, turn around and walk into the woods, never to be seen again.

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The cypher on the poster is the name of the hamster gerard got for the cage he got for the hamster he was going to get.