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Master E: With my love of mayhem and Tina’s desperate need for attention, this will be a cake walk!

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Master E: (reading a piece of paper) Please help me! I have been kidnapped by the Peacekeepers!

Master E: Yay, she didn’t ditch me! She was captured!

Master E: Oh no! Tina’s been captured!

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Master E: Oh so when Peter Parker has sensory issues it’s “spidey sense” but when I do I have “autism.”

Tongue: You both have autism. Hope this helps!

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Red: Tina, stay with Master E. Make sure she doesn’t say anything insane or steal anything.

Master E, holding up a bag of stuff she stole: Too late.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if everyone around me is really annoying or I’m just an asshole.

-Master E

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Master E: Come out here and face me like a MAN!

Beck: Uh, my pronouns are they/them.

Master E: Oh, my bad. Come out here and face me like a PERSON!

Beck: Thank you I really appreciate that. Now…PREPARE TO DIE!

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Tina: It’s one banana! What could it cost? Ten dollars?

Master E:

Red:

Suzanna: You’ve never actually been inside a supermarket have you?

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Tina: We’re trapped in a another dimension and all you can think about is partying?

Master E: It’s not just a party; it’s a shindig!

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Master E: I said not to interrupt me unless something exciting happened.

Sally Lou: What’s more exciting than a new library?

Master E: Goblins, ghouls, time paradoxes, cursed artifacts, werewolves, aliens, pirates, sword fighting, mermaids, daring adventures that cement our names in history, the municipal sewer system, literally anything else?

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Villain: You can’t defeat me!

Master E: Do you have any idea how many people have said that to me right before I kicked their ass?

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Evelyn: So, did you kiss them?

Tina: No, they could be my future spouse! I want our first kiss to be perfect!

Evelyn: Aww, that’s so sweet!

Master E: Ha you chickened out like a little bitch!

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Master E: I’m gonna have to do what I do best!

Tina: And what is that?

Master E: Stumble around and aimlessly grasp at straws until I get the answer.

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Tina: Is there anything we can do?

Master E: There is one thing but it’s very dangerous and somewhat illegal. So you’re in the right place!

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Sally Lou: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Tina: Wasn’t Master E with you?

Master E: I was also unsupervised.

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Tina: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Master E: Cheese is so good though!

Tina: We got one.

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Tina: Are you drunk?

Master E: No, this is a sober three am pancake snack.

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Tina: This was a terrible idea!

Master E: I know.

Tina: Then why did you go through with it?

Master E: Because it is human nature to fuck around and find out.