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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday
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Kermit: Constantine, if you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family, then you should have killed me when you got the chance!
#he’s part of the gang whether he likes it or not !#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#kermit the frog#the muppet show#muppets constantine#constantine#the muppets most wanted#source: tumblr
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Kermit: I love the kind of woman who can kick my ass.
#the muppets#the muppets abc#kermit the frog#the muppets show#the muppet show#source: cowboy bebop#swearing#swearing cw#tw swearing
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Piggy: comes out in a new outfit Guys, is this dress “me”?
Sam: It’s too tight, it’s too short, and it shows too much cleavage for a woman your age!
Deadly: Yes Piggy, it’s you.
#submission#source: golden girls#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#miss piggy#uncle deadly#sam the eagle#sam eagle
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I know this might sound dumb, but would you ever consider making an aesthetic-board for the Swedish Chef?
not dumb at all ! and u know what,,i’ll take this as a challenge
- mod janice
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Johnny and Sal: (relaxing in a hot tub)
Some Karen: (gesturing to the hot tub sign) Ugh, the sign says to limit your soak time to fifteen minutes!
Sal: (pointing to another sign) That sign says “No running”, but you’re runnin’ your mouth!
#submission#source: bob's burgers#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#sal minella#johnny fiama
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Deadly: (to Pew) You are a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
Janice: Like, let’s frame our statements with “When you do this, it makes me feel…”
Deadly: Alright, let’s see: When you live here, it makes me feel angry…because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
#submission#source: sonic boom#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#janice muppets#uncle deadly#blind pew
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Rizzo: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Yolanda: Well maybe you should have principles.
Rizzo: You're right, maybe I should.
#submission#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#rizzo the rat#yolanda rat#source: unknown
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MANGOBALL
- mod janice
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The Electric Mayhem in an Escape Room
Janice: Oh my Henson, there’s a rat in here!
Floyd: You think Bruno’s in here?
Teeth: We don’t talk about Bruno
Zoot: Okay guys, real talk: I have not seen Encantato
The band: ENCANTO.
#submission#source: tiktok#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#the electric mayhem#dr teeth and the electric mayhem#muppets mayhem#zoot muppets#zoot muppet#lips muppet#lips#janice#janice muppets#dr teeth#sargeant floyd pepper
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Waldorf: It's just a little bit of "hows your father". We may seem like a couple barmy ol' gits now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, we had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of daring do.
Kermit: ... Translate.
Statler: When we were younger we did a bunch of stuff.
#submission#source: phineas and ferb#the muppets#the muppets abc#kermit the frog#the muppets show#the muppet show#statler and waldorf
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Constantine: There is a distinct lack of cowering in my doom arena.
Constantine: That is antithetical to the purpose OF A DOOM ARENA!
#submission#source: wander over yonder#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#muppets constantine#constantine
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Kermit: You're the most jealous woman I know.
Miss Piggy: You know other women??
#submission#the muppets#the muppets abc#kermit the frog#the muppets show#the muppet show#miss piggy#source: unknown#maybe from tiktok ?
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Zoot: *answering his phone* Hey
Floyd: Hey I'm here open up
Zoot: as a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner-
Floyd: open the fucking DOOR
#submission#PLEASE THIS IS SO THEM SHJFKSL#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#zoot muppets#zoot muppet#sargeant floyd pepper#source: vine#swearing#swearing cw#tw swearing
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Becky: (pats chest) I'll remember you in here.
Fozzie: I wish I could remember with my boobs.
#submission#PLEASEEEE DJJVKS#the muppets abc#the muppets#the muppets show#the muppet show#source: unknown#fozzie bear#becky#suggestive
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Fozzie: Aw Kermit, this the absolutely, 100% supet duper nicest thing anyone has EVER done for me!
Gonzo: I gave you my kidney.
#submission#source: jellystone#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#KSKGKDLSKVK#gonzo the great#fozzie bear
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Miss Piggy: "I'm jealous of Annie Sue...but I hate Denise. Jealousy, or hatred? It's like having to choose one child over the other...HATRED. Surprisingly easy choice."
#submission#the muppets#the muppets abc#the muppets show#the muppet show#miss piggy#annie sue#denise#source: unknown
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