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gringoire: i’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. frollo: that’s 200% gringoire: i’m twice the man you’ll ever be

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Esmeralda: Oh no, the house is on fire! where is the responsible adult?

Gringoire: Don't panic, give me a bucket of water and I'll take care of everything

Gringoire: *pours water over the sleeping Clopin* get up, house is on fire

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esmeralda: would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

gringoire: you stab me, and when my leg gets better, we can buy a big ass house.

clopin: then you stab me and we'll have 20 million

gringoire: good thinking

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esmeralda: would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

gringoire: you stab me, and when my leg gets better, we can buy a big ass house.

clopin: then you stab me and we'll have 20 million

gringoire: good thinking

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FUCKING FUCK NOT AGAIN

me when i’m silly

thats you yes

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anatole come back

me when i’m silly

thats you yes

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fucking hell why did it reblog to this

me when i’m silly

thats you yes

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yes ((:

me when i’m silly

thats you yes

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idk but i woke up like five times

hellonim so fucking tiref

when did yougo to slepe

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I love your blog so much. Genius.

hehsnshsn thank you so much <33

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fleur-de-lys: what the hell were you thinking??????

phoebus: well i heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

fleur-de-lys: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES-

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Your blog is so funny, and so true to the characters! Thank you for making it. 💜

asnajddsa thank you omg (((:

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Frollo: My life is so hard bc loving Esmeralda makes me a sinner

Phoebus: My life is so hard bc loving Esmeralda makes me a cheater

Quasimodo: My life is so hard bc I’m too ugly for Esmeralda to love

Gringoire: Lmao y’all talkin about my new wife

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gringoire: why are you smiling so much? did something happen?

quasimodo: can't i smile just because i feel like it?

esmeralda: phoebus tripped and fell in the parking lot

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gringoire: i made tea

frollo: i don't want tea

gringoire: i didn't make you tea. this is my tea

frollo: then why did you tell me

gringoire: it's a conversation starter (:

frollo: it's a horrible conversation starter

gringoire: oh really? we're conversing. checkmate

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phoebus: i reserve the right to judge a movie by when it was made, thank you very much

fleur-de-lys: you consider everything made before 2000 old and bad

phoebus: and i reserve that right!! after all,,,

phoebus: i bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879.

fleur-de-lys: there were no movies made in 1879

phoebus: wrong!!!!! there was ONE movie made in 1879!!! the first movie!!! a zoopraxiscope of a horse galloping!

jehan: oooo let's go ask my brother if he saw it in theaters