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How does everyone feel about shadow labyrinth just a question

Link: STOP HIM!

Samus: WHADDYA THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?!

Luigi: HE'S HEADING FOR THE POWER LINES!

Pac-Man: *literally bouncing off the walls with excitement*

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"She wouldnt say that" I think she would

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Blinky: You remind me of the sea.

Pinky: Because I am fair and I have blue eyes?

Blinky: No. It’s because you're salty and scare people.

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the existence of pac-man (girl) was confirmed by secret level. i stay winning

https://twitter.com/DailyPacMan/status/1314249627693129729?s=20&t=6OKPWelnO2TLqqgBortbJA

THERE IS A 4TH WIFE

(submitted by mushroomfusion245)

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hey bud. making outlandish and incorrect claims about the pac-man characters is my job

Nerdy Fact #103: Each of the ghosts in ‘Pac-Man’ have a different job: Blinky, the red ghost, pursues you throughout the game. Pinky, the pink ghost, attempts to position itself at a point that’s 32 pixels in front of Pac-Man’s mouth. The blue ghost, Inky, is seeking to position itself at a similar fixed spot, and Clyde, the orange ghost, moves completely at random.

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I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else. I don't give a shit about anything else. I- my programming is just get that fucking guy right now. It doesn't- there is no like, "Oh he's running? I'll back off! A little." No, it's just- {woowoowoowoow} until I get you. That's horrifying, it's like a nightmare, like a dream. - Blinky

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QUESTION FOR PAC MAN which ghost is tastiest

They all taste exactly the same but in my opinion Blue is Tasty est

but you just said they taste exactly th

I’m sorry do YOU know what ghosts taste like??

That’s what I thought

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Blinky: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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*At a speed dating event* Pac-Man: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Pac-Girl: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Pac-Man: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet. Pac-Girl: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

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In one of the assist trophy rooms, Blinky, Inky, and Pinky were plotting to finally do in their afterlife long foe, while Clyde stood guard by the door.

Blinky: So it’s settled, when the next match ends we push Pacman off the stage; it’s the perfect crime!

Pinky, annoyed: It took you that long to come up with a plan like that?!

Blinky, snapping back: Oh yeah! Well by all means if you have something better than feel free to share!

Inky, uneasy: W-wait! Didn’t Master Hand warn us not to purposely attack the fighters on the stage when not called upon?

Blinky: Master Hand won’t know a thing, if we do it as soon as the match ends. He never sticks around that long.

Clyde, entering: Uh boss, I think I let a bird slip in accidentally.

Blinky, sighing: I swear if you let in Flaco.

Clyde: No, this bird’s got white wings.

The other three ghost turn to find Clyde holding a stunned Pit by the wings. Immediately they gang up on him.

Pit, nervous: I’m sorry! Your door was open and I thought this was Phosphora’s room!

Pinky: All right angel, how much do you know?

Pit, composing himself: Who me? I know alots of things: 2 and 2 is 4, Carson City is the capital of Nevada, Mario was the first smash fighter-

Blinky: Shut it. This guy know too much; let’s take him for ride.

Cut to the item warehouse, where Pit was being dragged by his wings.

Inky: Uh Clyde, this time we’re going to keep a lookout, you stay with the angel.

Blinky: *pulls a ray gun for one of the boxes, and gives it to Clyde* Make sure you let him have it.

The three other ghosts scatter throughout the the maze of items, while Clyde points his weapon at Pit.

Pit, holding out his hand: Alright Clyde, let me have it.

Clyde: Huh?

Pit: Come, come. You heard what the boss said; let me have it!

Clyde gives Pit the gun and sure enough a loud blast was heard shortly after.

Clyde: *Now just a pair of eyes, floats to Blinky in a dazed state* I let him have it boss, just like you said *he quickly faints*

Pit, running away: That’s all folks!

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Anubis meets Punky at the gate of the afterlife to weigh his sins against his still-beating heart on a hand-scale. Anubis drops the first grain-sized sin “blasted rope to peachette” onto the plate and the chain snaps as his heart gets projectiled gmod prop style into the clouds.

(the scene zooms out to reveal that this is, in fact, a show that Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are commenting on MST3K-style)

MsP: If CRANKIN' HOG is a crime, They'd Better Lock Me Up BAYBEEEE!!!

MsP: ...nevermind, I remember who Peachette is now.

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Pac Man: So how do you like the smash mansion.

Kazuya: I'm in a hostile environment, I'm totally unprepared. I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. It's like being back in high school!

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Yum-Yum: *throwing away her controller* Dammit, l lost again!

Blinky:

Blinky: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?

Yum-Yum: Yes, that would be lovely.

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I made dis. It's funnier if you read it in the characters' voices I think lol

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Incorrect Quotes Pmatga

Cylindria: Don't stay up all night, Pac. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own pillow.

Spiral : Never gonna make you cry!

Pac: Never gonna say goodbye!

Spiral: Never gonna tell a lie-

Cylindria: I will hurt you.

Pac: When will Ted himself..finally show up to the talk?

Spiral: The final boss.

Cylindria: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Pac: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

Cylindria: But what about Pac?

Spiral: Don't worry about him.

Spiral: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

Cylindria: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Spiral: It's kind of complicated, but Pac-

Cylindria: Got it. Forget I asked.

Cylindria: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Pac: I would say infinitesimally.

Spiral : And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Pac: If you water water, it grows.

Spiral : ...What.

Cylindria: He got a point.

Pac: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Cylindria : Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you.

Spiral: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-