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Emily: So how’s motherhood treating you?

Aria: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Spencer: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies

Aria: What? The baby's fine. I was talking about Ezra.

Ezra, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

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Ezra: I'm cold.

Aria: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Paige: I'm cold.

Emily: I can't control the weather, Paige.

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Toby: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Emily: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Ezra: I kicked Caleb in the shin-

Caleb: -So I kicked Ezra between the legs.

Mona: I burned a town down.

Toby: What?!

Caleb: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Mona: A lot of things.

Ezra: No shit.

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Ezra: You really put aside everything and came all this way for my wedding? How did you even get here so fast?

Caleb: Several traffic violations.

Paige: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Toby: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Mona: Also, that’s not our car.

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Toby: *high on painkillers* Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

Caleb: What the fuck dude?

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Emily: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

Paige: Huh?

Emily: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Paige: I love you.

Emily:

Paige:

Paige: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Emily: I KNEW IT!!