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Incorrect Quotes - Derry Girls

Clare: Stay calm. Just stay calm...

Erin: I am calm.

Clare: I'm talking to myself!

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Melo: Eda, you're really thinking about asking Serkan to marry you?

Eda: Of course! He's the love of my life.

Melo: You know, marriage is a contract, but it's so much more than that. Marriage is love, it's joy, understanding, patience, anger. It's everything. It's like oatmeal, it sustains you.

Eda: I was impressed up until the last sentence.

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Engin: Can you help me pick an engagement ring for Pırıl? I can't figure this out. It's so hard. Should I get her a Tiffany cut, or a Princess cut or a, ...

[Engin gets a paper cut]

Engin: Ow! Paper cut!

Serkan: Have you told anyone else?

Engin: No, I don't want to tell anybody else. I don't want Pırıl to find out.

Serkan: You told me.

Engin: Well, that's because I trust you, you are one of my best friends and you walked in on me while I was looking at ring brochures.

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Incorrect Quotes - Love 101

Just because someone's a "good guy" doesn't mean they wouldn't kill someone.

Sinan

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

What? I don't gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things. Or I hear something and I pass that information on. You know, kind of like a public service.

Erdem Şangay

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Melo: [to Serkan] That shirt looks great! And I bet it would look even better on Eda's floor.

Eda: Are you hitting on Serkan... for me?

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Pırıl: Hey-

Engin: Don't come in! Serkan is naked!

Serkan: What?!

Engin: Well, she's allowed to see me naked.

Serkan: Why does anyone have to be naked?!

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Engin: C'mon Serkan, I never asked for anything.

Serkan: You ask me everything.

Engin: So, what's one more thing?

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Engin: I sort of did something, and I need your advice but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Serkan: So you came to me?

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Erdem: It's moments like this I'll never forget.

Serkan: With a good therapist hopefully I will.

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Incorrect Quotes - Love 101

Sinan: Do you want me to be like you, or totally honest?

Işık: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Sinan: I'm saying you're an optimist. It's basically the same thing.

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Serkan Bolat

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Serkan: But Eda said I'm not her type.

Engin: That's impossible, you're everyone's type!

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Serkan: He wants to talk about his feelings... I'm not good at that.

[Flashback]

Engin: I'm just... feeling so hurt and shocked and I don't know how to react and... Are you climbing out the window?

Serkan: [climbing out the window] No.

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Engin: What the hell is wrong with Erdem?

Serkan: Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Eda: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy...

Serkan: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was the last one?

Eda: What?

Serkan: Did you say "sexy"?

Eda: [nervous] What?

Serkan: You think I'm sexy?

Eda: No.

Serkan: It's okay if you do.

Eda: I don't!

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Incorrect Quotes - Sen Çal Kapımı

Eda: [to Serkan] You think I'm opinionated? Okay, here's an opinion for you: you're a bad judge of character and your shirt looks like vomit!