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Fabio: That was weird.

Elise: That was uber weird.

Fabio: It is so wrong that we just

slept together.

Elise: Uber wrong.

Fabio: I'm gay, and you're

mostly lesbian, but here's what I'm thinking.

Elise: I know what you're going to say.

Fabio: Okay, let's just say it at the

same time at the count of three. One, two, three.

Both: Let's keep sleeping together and start an art gallery in the performance space downstairs!

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Elise: Trauma? Oh, you mean the reason I'm fucking hilarious?

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Bradley: Marcella! I have a problem. Euphrasie-

Marcella: Kill her!

Bradley: No! Marcella no! Euphrasie got hurt and-

Marcella: Euthanasia

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Anne: Okay, let's go over this once again. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Verity: Fix it before Mum gets home

Anne: And when that doesn't work?

Verity: We blame it on Harold

Anne: Perfect!

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Stephen: Remember the recruit that you punched last week?

Rosaline: Which one? I punched like three

Stephen: The one who- Wait- THREE??

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Freddie: You can't have all those books in bed.

Florence: But I need them.

Freddie: But where will you sleep?

Florence: I won't.

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Octavius: Hey, do you guys want to do something that's super fun, but also like, slightly illegal?

Elise and Fabio, already in the car and ready to go: Oh fuck yeah!

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Mimi: what are you using as contraception?

Elise: the doc martens and combat trousers weren't enough of a clue for you?

Mimi:

Elise: im not using contraception

Mimi: oh you really need to be using contraception

Elise: haha. no i don't

Mimi: of course you do. even if you're using the old fashioned method, or the catholic method-

Elise: believe me, Mimi, nothing about what i'm doing is catholic

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Aurora: What the hell were you thinking?

Fabio: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Aurora: You released OSTRICHES!

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Rosaline: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. 

Sissy: Actually, Rosaline, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Nancy: Why did you stay up so late? Elise, looking out the window, baggy eyed: There is no rest for the wicked… Ida: Cat videos. She stays up watching cat videos.

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Christine: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Shauna!

*Neither of them die*

Shauna: …

Christine: …

Shauna: So do you wanna talk about somethi-

Christine: No thank you.

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Pierre: *on speakerphone* Hey, I got some news. Cherry is no longer my girlfriend Miles: Thank god dude! That woman was the craziest person I've ever met in my life Pierre: Whoa, whoa , hold up, no, we're engaged, she's my fiancee Cherry: What the hell Miles! Miles: I'm so so sorry. Pierre:... Cherry:... Miles:... Miles: That she's your fiancee Cherry: Oh my god!

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Elise: What color are Nancy's eyes?

Octavius: The most glistening blue, so deep you could get lost in them.

Elise: When was the last time we saw her?

Octavius: 14 minutes and 41 seconds ago.

Elise: And when did you first meet her?

Octavius: 3 months and 10 days ago at exactly 7:48AM, but it feels like I’ve known her for my whole life.

Elise: And when is my birthday?

Octavius:

Elise: When is my birthday, Octavius.

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Bernadine: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Fabio: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Bernadine: Okay, yeah, thanks Fabio that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Coppelia, watching Lucious sleep: He's my life, my love, my everything. He looks so peaceful while sleeping. I love him so much.

Lucious: *snores*

Coppelia: I can't live like this.

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Rosaline, looking through binoculars: Wow, you can see everything from up here- OH SHIT

Kitty: What is it?!

Rosaline: Sissy and Austin are fighting!

Kitty: What- let me see! *takes the binoculars*

Rosaline: They’re right over near the shed behind the hanger!

Kitty: Where- *slams the binoculars down, eyes wide*

Kitty: They’re not fighting

Rosaline: Wha- no-

Kitty: Yea

Rosaline: Oh god-