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Senlin: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.
Snow: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
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Snow: God, give me patience.
Farox: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Snow: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Snow: If Farox and I were drowning, who would you save?
Senlin: You two can’t swim?
Farox: It’s a hypothetical question, Senlin! who would you save?
Senlin: my time and effort.
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Snow: You're a loose cannon, Azurite.
Azurite: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Senlin: I think you play by your own rules.
Farox: No way, she think rules were made to be broken.
Snow: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Azurite: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Natheling is a loose cannon.
Natheling: *smashes a chair*
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Azurite: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Farox: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Snow: Three of us saw it, Farox. How do you explain that?
Farox: *points at Senlin* Sleep deprivation. *points at Snow* Paranoia. *points at Natheling* Delusional personality disorder.
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Snow, trying to convince Natheling to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Farox: And loud!
Senlin: And grumpy!
Azurite: And oblivious to reality!
Natheling:
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Senlin: I’m putting Azurite in charge.
Forax: Why Azurite?
Senlin: Because I don’t trust you or Nartheling, and Snow is a pushover.
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Farox: You're losing too much blood, quick what's your type?
Senlin: Yellow eyes, 6'1", tall cooper dragonborn, looks edgy but is actually a softie
Farox:
Farox: You know you're dying, right?
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Farox: What are we going to do when Snow finds out about this?
Azurite: That'll be later! Hopefully we'll be dead by then
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NPC: How many kids do you have?
Snow: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Farox: [banging a pencil on the table out of frustration]
Senlin: Stop that, how would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Farox: I-
Farox: I don’t know the correct answer to that question…
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Snow: They ask me how I manage my family so easily.
Snow: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning Robin called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on Berry shot me in the arm with a eldritch blast.
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Malorie: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Senlin: oh?
Malorie: yeah. luckily, I forgot what it was so now I can do whatever I want.
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Nartheling: Am I a hero? I really can’t say.
Nartheling : …But yes.
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Azurite: What exactly is your plan?
Senlin: Save everyone and get home safely
Farox: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist
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Azurite: What scares you the most?
Snow: Heights
Senlin: Needles
Farox: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death
Nomak: Farox
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Azurite: How do you usually get out of dying situations?
Snow: We don’t.
Farox: We just create a bigger problem that cancels the first one out. And then we die.
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