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Jisoo: I don't need a torch to burn things down.

Jisoo: All I need are these two hands and a lack of responsible supervision.

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Jennie: I don't have the time to tell you how wrong you are

Maknae line:

Jennie: Actually, its gonna bother me if I don't-

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Librarian: Can I check you out? 

Rosé: Sure [Spins around] 

Librarian: No, I meant your books 

Rosé: Oh right

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[Lisa, preparing to run away from YG)]

Jennie: Wait! You can't run away without leaving a note!

Lisa: Oh. What do I say?

-Later-

YG: Dear Sajangnim, I hate you. Love Lisa.

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[On Facetime]

Jisoo: I love you so much.

Jennie: Aww. I love you too.

Jisoo: I was clearly talking to Kuma.

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Rosé: *tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers*

Rosé: This is painfully on-brand actually.

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Lisa: Why are all my clothes pink?

Jennie: Why are all my shoes pink?

Rosé: Why is my guitar pink?

Jisoo: *whistles innocently*

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[Jensoo texting]

Jennie: facetime me.

Jisoo: and see your potato chip looking face? no thanks.

Jennie: remind me why we're friends.

Jisoo: I'm the only one that can keep your ego in check.

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But aside from that, what if I wanted to get this blog going again👉🏼👈🏼

Have I really been blackpinking this whole time?

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Have I really been blackpinking this whole time?

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❦ will you be my valentine? ❦

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Jisoo, after blowing out birthday candles: I don’t have to make a wish because I have these wonderful friends…

Jisoo to herself: I wish for infinity hamburgers

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Rose: Lisa, if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry.

Rose: I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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Jisoo: Jennie, I saw your pictures on Instagram.

Jisoo: You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

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Jisoo: Lisa why was the mail man yelling at you this morning?

Jennie: She was sitting in the mailbox.

Rose: Why were you in the mailbox?

Lisa: I wanted to send you guys something cute for Christmas but the mailman took the stamp off my butt and told me to go home.

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Jennie [singing]: All I want for Christmas -

Lisa [singing]: Is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

Jennie: Money. I want money.

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So apparently there was this one time, they were out shopping and jisoo pointed at a lamp, saying it looked interesting and jennie was like “why would you need such a useless thing” but in the end jisoo got it as a Christmas gift from her omg my jensoo feels I cANT, GET U SOMEONE LIKE JENNIE