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Willow: Is it entirely without the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this going ahead?

Hans: Willow, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment, I never have fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.

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Hans: That's fascinating!

Greta: It's also an affront to science.

Hans: It can be both.

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Clark: Lola, lemme see what you have!

Lola: [running by] A KNIFE!

Clark: NO!

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Greta: I really think the reason you and I always fight is that since we were little our father's always played us off each other.

Hans: He always said that was your fault.

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Aibell: And what if that doesn't work?

Sun: Then I'll punch him really hard until he falls down, that always seems to work.

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Mateo: *picks up Emma*

Emma: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Mateo: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.

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Greta: I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Hans: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Greta: Do you?

Hans: Are you saying you don't have feelings?

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For once, maybe someone will call me "Sir" without adding "You're making a scene."

Gabriel

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Rhodri: I’m the type of guy who likes to think things through.

Eirlys: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

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Betty: How's David to work with?

Clark: What have you heard? That magicks would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed with a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him.

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The amount of manipulation I have to do to keep my life together is getting a bit absurd.

Hans

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Abra: What’s upsetting you?

Anthony: He’s always using common phrases wrong!

Gabriel: Oh, cry me a table, Anthony.

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People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “What the fuck that’s illegal!” and “You can’t do that!” Let me talk, dear god.

Jason

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I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had him for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Micah

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Kainan: Sorin, did you do something stupid?

Sorin: I think we both know the answer to that.

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Hans: Well, Willow, I have to say I’m really disappointed.

Willow: Well, you didn’t HAVE to say it. You could’ve just thought it.

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Look here, I know Olivia. She’s not the useless type. She doesn’t stand there and scream helplessly, she makes other people do that.

Sora