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Aaron: TODD HEWITT

Todd:

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Todd and Viola whenever they have to run again

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Poor Todd

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me: *walks up to a straight couple* so which one of you is the knife and which one of you is the peacemaker?

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Mistress Coyle: Here is my wall of inspirational women.

Viola: Is that a picture of you?

Mistress Coyle: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Mayor Prentiss: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Viola: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Mayor Prentiss: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

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todd: if you make one more crack at me, i am gonna… do something to you! davy: oh yeah, todd? what are you gonna do? todd: i’m gonna… kick your… head! davy: huh. my head. todd: yeah! davy: not my ass?

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Todd: Why do you always lie?

Mayor Prentiss: Why do you always assume I’m lying?

Todd: It saves time.

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It doesn't make you gay if you think Lee's hot. We all think he's hot.

Viola to Todd after her meets Lee

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Mayor Prentiss: Todd, listen to me. I'm like the father you never had.

Todd: I have a father.

Mayor Prentiss: I know. Remarkable man. Flammable.

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Level-headed mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick-punching arsonist.

Viola (to Lee)

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Davy [to Todd about his father]: He's a stupid bitch. He wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?

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Todd: I don't need you! I'm done! I hope you have a bad life!

Davy: Jokes on you, I already have a bad life!

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Cillian: *literally opening his mouth and ready to fight anyone who even looks his way*

Ben: Excuse my partner. He's gay so he likes unnecessary conflict

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This is not the first time rumours about me being gay have come up. Twice before actually. Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all! Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.

Maddy, desperately trying to flirt with Corinne

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Mistress Coyle: Alright. Listen up you little shits.

Mistress Coyle: Not you, Maddy. You're an angel, and we're thrilled you're here.

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Todd: Viola, I don’t want you to see me cry.

Viola: Aw come on, I’ve seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when we’re out of chocolate milk, you cry when you’re doing long division and you have a remainder left over.

Todd: Well, I didn’t want you to see me cry THIS time.