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Frankie: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Frankie, gesturing to Sparky and Smudge fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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Smudge: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

Sparky, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Smudge: Perfect.

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Frankie: How late were you up last night?

Smudge & Sparky, in tandem: Me?

Frankie: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Frankie, to Jinx: You.

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Jinx: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Smudge: Well then whose is it?

Jinx, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

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Smudge: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Sparky: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Jinx: A realist sees a freight train.

Frankie: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Smudge: Damn, the power went out.

Sparky: Don’t worry, I got this.

Sparky: *stomps foot*

Smudge: What-?

Sparky: *Sketchers light up*

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Jinx: I won a new phone in a race.

Smudge: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Jinx?

Jinx: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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Jinx: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Frankie: What did you do?!

Jinx: NOBODY DIED!

Frankie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Sparky: I know one person who finds me funny!

Smudge: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!

Sparky: Okay then I'm out.

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*Smudge and Frankie are texting*

Smudge: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Frankie: What did they change my name to?

Smudge: Chosen One.

Frankie: Don’t change it back.

Smudge: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Frankie: I’m the chosen one.

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Frankie: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Sparky: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Jinx: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Sparky: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Frankie: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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I’m a plaiduate (graduate)!!!!!!!

As an explanation for my months of inactivity. New plaid content soon!

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Frankie: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. Smudge: But how- Frankie, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Smudge, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Forever WOKE

Jinx

Francis

Sparky

Smudge

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Smudge: Sorry I’m late, everyone! I broke down on the way. Jinx: Oh no! Is your car okay? Smudge: …what car?