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Smudge: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
Sparky, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Smudge: Perfect.
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Frankie: How late were you up last night?
Smudge & Sparky, in tandem: Me?
Frankie: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Frankie, to Jinx: You.
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Jinx: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Smudge: Well then whose is it?
Jinx, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
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Smudge: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Sparky: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Jinx: A realist sees a freight train.
Frankie: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Smudge: Damn, the power went out.
Sparky: Don’t worry, I got this.
Sparky: *stomps foot*
Smudge: What-?
Sparky: *Sketchers light up*
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Jinx: I won a new phone in a race.
Smudge: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Jinx?
Jinx: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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Jinx: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Frankie: What did you do?!
Jinx: NOBODY DIED!
Frankie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Sparky: I know one person who finds me funny!
Smudge: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Sparky: Okay then I'm out.
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*Smudge and Frankie are texting*
Smudge: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Frankie: What did they change my name to?
Smudge: Chosen One.
Frankie: Don’t change it back.
Smudge: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Frankie: I’m the chosen one.
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Frankie: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Sparky: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Jinx: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Sparky: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Frankie: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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I’m a plaiduate (graduate)!!!!!!!
As an explanation for my months of inactivity. New plaid content soon!
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Frankie: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. Smudge: But how- Frankie, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
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Smudge, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
#forever plaid#adding to the queue won't be as constant so probably no posts every day#as much as i will try
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Forever WOKE
Jinx
Francis
Sparky
Smudge
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Smudge: Sorry I’m late, everyone! I broke down on the way. Jinx: Oh no! Is your car okay? Smudge: …what car?
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Frankie: Truth or dare? Jinx: Truth. Frankie: How many hours have you slept this week? Jinx: Jinx: Dare. Frankie: Go to sleep. Jinx: I don't like this game.
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