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Byakuya: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Makoto: Plane tickets?

Kyoko: Concert tickets?

Celestia: Prostitution?

Byakuya, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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Hiyoko: God, give me patience.

Ibuki: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Hiyoko: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Fuyuhiko: Am I going too far?

Gundham: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Byakuya: Bye Makoto! Bye Celestia! Bye Kyoko! Bye Sayaka! Bye Makoto!

Celestia: You said ‘bye Makoto’ twice.

Byakuya: I like Makoto.

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Shuichi: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Maki: To the city?

Shuichi: Yeah, no matter what!

Kaito: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Shuichi: I... I don't know!

Kaede: Oh come off it, be serious!

Shuichi: I am serious!

Kaede: You're insane!

Kokichi: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Shuichi: What???

Kokichi: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Kaede, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Shuichi: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Kaede: Rude.

Kokichi: That’s fair.

Maki: Not again.

Kaito: Are you going to want this back?

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Kazuichi: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Ibuki: If?

Hiyoko: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.