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Haru, to Riku and Sora: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay. 

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Ayame: I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste.

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Machi: Did you tell anyone we're dating?

Yuki: Yes, Machi, I have no self control and told the entire student council that we're dating.

Machi: Okay, no need for sarcasm.

Yuki: No, but seriously, I have no control and I told everyone we're dating.

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Hatori: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this room.

Ayame: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Yuki: You're acting like a child, Momiji.

Momiji: I am not acting!

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Momiji: The printer messed up the invitation! It’s supposed to say “Haru’s Birthday!”

Yuki: What does it say instead?

Momiji: “Haru’s Bi”

Yuki: Hey, that could still work.

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Ayame: I hate going to the kitchen and realizing I'm the only snack in the house

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Ayame: Not everyone is going to think I’m beautiful, and that’s okay!

Ayame: …

Ayame: They’re wrong, though. 

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Hatori: We found the girl who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Tohru: Where was she?

Hatori: Looking at a picture and crying in a tent.

Tohru, impressed: She really went for it

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Mitsuru: I remember the first time I asked the Shigure to sign some paperwork for me.

Mitsuru: He shook his head and said, “If I sign this, you’re going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you’ll be able to sign whatever you want and they’ll never know.”

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Momiji: How long have you been in love with Tohru?

Kyo: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Tohru is my housemate, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

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Yuki: hey, are you alone?

Machi: almost always, yeah.

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Haru: Up until I was like 9, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened.

Rin: How is that possible?

Haru: Well think about it, you always hear it on the news. “A man is being held up at gunpoint”, “Tourists are being terrorized at gunpoint”. And I just kept thinking ‘why do people continue to go there?’

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Yuki, hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Haru: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Shigure: Yuki, we’ve known each other for a long time, right? You’ve come to respect me.

Yuki: Sure.

Shigure: Well, get ready to stop.

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Yuki: Kakeru, I’m asking your permission to marry your sister.

Kakeru: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

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Looking for a co-admin

As I explained on my personal blog @lhatsuharu I have been going through some issues in my personal stuff. In order to make sure this blog does not suffer from it I have decided to recruit a co-admin.

Duties would include: creating quote drafts, answering asks and general blog maintenance.

If anyone is interested please fill this form and send it to this blog:

What can I call you? (name, nickname...)

What are your preferred pronouns?

Is there a character or ship you lean more towards?

Is there anything that you would not be comfortable posting? Please note that this question is not meant to filter out candidates, it's just in place so I can make sure everyone feels comfortable.

Additional: Why do you want to be an admin for this blog?