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hat kid: so, listen, i know about your diabolical plan conductor: what? diabolical plan? i wouldn’t even know how to begin-- hat kid: (holds up a manuscript titled: “my diabolical plan” by conductor)

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@mothpile oh my god, i am so sorry about that; i didn’t realize you had done the same idea first for a video, and i accidentally stole it OTL do you want me to remove my post? :0

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conductor: it’s against my moral compass mustache girl: your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL

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snatcher, beginning his boss fight: okay, that’s IT! you’re about to get it! hat kid: wait, wait, wait! snatcher: what? hat kid: i’m baby snatcher: what the fuck does that-- bow kid: hey, stop, wait! you can’t do that! snatcher: what?! bow kid: she’s BABY! you can’t... you can’t just do that! hat kid: (blowing a raspberry) snatcher: SHE JUST FUCKING-- bow kid: yeah, well, she’s baby, so... :/

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dj grooves, teaching hat kid to drive: okay, you’re driving and conductor and bow kid walk into the road. quick, what do you hit? hat kid: oh, definitely conductor. i could never hurt bow dj grooves, massaging his temples: the brakes, darling. you hit the brakes

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hat kid: rumbi just beat me to a piece of popcorn i dropped on the floor hat kid: this is how the war against the machines begins

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snatcher: yeeted moonjumper: yote snatcher: YEETED moonjumper: YOTE bow kid: i just want to know who threw hat kid out the window

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dj grooves: what would you say is your attitude towards men? empress: disappointed, but not surprised

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conductor: oh, this is all my fault! conductor: ...well, aren’t you going to argue with me? like “there, there, conductor, it’s not all your fault!”, that sort of thing? dj grooves: no, this pretty much is all your fault

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my characterization of conductor is basically just “feral, nasty little old bird with musty man disease who does weird shit almost daily”

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dj grooves: do you have any shaving cream? conductor: no, i don’t like the way that it tastes dj grooves: wait--you eat shaving cream?? conductor: no? why would i eat it if i don’t like the taste?

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c.a.w agent: okay everyone; what scares you the most? express owl: heights conductor: spiders walrus captain: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all to an inevitable death dj grooves: ...walrus captain

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bow kid: how long are we gonna just stand here and watch her do that? hat kid: just... give her a minute mustache girl: (forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that clearly says pull)

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bow kid: talk to him, that’s what friends do conductor: nope. i’m gonna wait ‘til i’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately bow kid: that’s your plan for dealing with this? conductor: that’s my plan for dealing with everything. i have 73 arguments i’m going to win that way

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snatcher: and just remember! snatcher: no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself!

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i’ve noticed some new incorrect quotes blogs in this fandom have popped up now... should i maybe slow down a bit with my posts? bc i don’t wanna take away attention from them, or make posts that are lesser quality than the other blogs

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conductor: i hate being touched conductor: the last time i touched someone, i was knocking them out dj grooves: hat kid is literally hugging you right now conductor: this means nothing