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Chai: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Peppermint: Y-you were putting it in COLD WATER?

Macaron: Chai. Answer the question, Chai!

Chai: Yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason.

Kale: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Rekka: What the f- You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?

Roquefort: Why are you putting it in the microwave to BOIL it?

Kale: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Rekka: It takes less than a minute!

Zanzo: Rekka, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN?

Chai, to Zanzo: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Zanzo: Like, seven minutes!

Rekka: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes. Less than that, and you use a sauce pan.

Macaron, to Rekka: You’re putting the whole mug on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted…

LU-C1LLE: Every single person in this conference call is a fucking lunatic…

(Without warning, Mimosa crashes through her office whilst on the back of a QA-1M1L robot.)

Mimosa: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?

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(Submission by @queenofgravyfries)

Chai, summoning CNMN: Cin, now! Do it!

CNMN, spawning with a backpack full of snacks for Chai: Tada, Mr. Chai! Have some pancakes!

Chai: You... put pancakes... in your backpack?

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Peppermint: Your problem is never knowing when to shut up, but I'm gonna help you with that. Ready?

Peppermint: *glares*

Peppermint: See this look on my face? This will always mean it's time to shut up!

Chai: But-

Peppermint: *points*

Chai: I-

Peppermint: *points harder*

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Korsica: Hello, Mimosa. Make anyone cry today?

Mimosa: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Macaron: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

CNMN: I would say infinitesimally.

Chai: And I would say teenily-weenily.  We all know words.

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Chai: So, that plan worked out well!

Peppermint: Chai, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, “Let’s get up close and then see what happens.”

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Peppermint: What exactly is your plan?

Chai: Save everyone and get home safely!

Peppermint: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.

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Kale: Look, everybody. We can do this the easy way, or we can do it-

Chai: GO, RUN!

Kale: They took the hard way. Fire!

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Zanzo: I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk.

*Zanzo poses*

Zanzo: IT'S WHAT I DO, as the ultimate scientist!

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Chai: Number 1, could you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way?

Rekka: Really?

Rekka: ...okay.

Rekka: You are... my fire...

Chai: Number 2, keep it going.

Zanzo: The one desire...

Chai: Number 3?

Korsica: Believe when I say...

Chai: Number 4!

Mimosa: I want it that way.

Chai: Tell me why!

Rekka, Zanzo, Korsica, Mimosa, Roquefort: Ain't nothing but a heartache...

Chai: Tell me why!

Rekka, Zanzo, Korsica, Mimosa, Roquefort: Ain't nothing but a mistake...

Chai: Now Number 5...

Roquefort: I never wanna hear you say!

Chai: Whoo!

Rekka, Zanzo, Korsica, Mimosa, Roquefort: I want it that way...

Chai: Chills, literal chills.

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Peppermint: He'll keep coming after me and everyone I know!

Chai: Sometimes I wish I wasn't everyone you know.

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Peppermint: When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you. Physically and emotionally. Got it?

Chai: YEAH!

Peppermint: Already failed.

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i made this a year ago while i was playing hi-fi rush. yeah

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Zanzo: I don't have time for this!

Mimosa's prerecorded message: Oh, you've got nothing but time, Zanzo. Heh, I knew he was gonna say that...

Zanzo: She's good.

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Chai: We'll get back into Security or die trying!

Peppermint: No one's dying.

Chai: Not with that attitude...

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Korsica: Zanzo is building robots again, want me to take him down?

Chai: No, don't do that. He's had enough-

Kale: WHY IS CHAI ON THE SAME LINE AS THE VILLAIN LI-

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Roquefort: Who the devil are you!?

Chai, internally: Don't panic, just come up with a good story.

Chai: My name is Kale Vandelay!