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Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God AND anime on my side!

Dion

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Rhea: Is this tea bitter?

Hera: [sips tea] No. Must be you.

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Iris: Rhea, are you going to complain the entire time?

Rhea: Well someone has to.

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Eros: Hey Dion, I need relationship advice.

Dion: Just because I'm dating Pers doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Persephone: “YoU lOoK sO mEaN” well don’t look at me

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Dion: I made a marshmallow Persephone. See? Her arms are crossed because she’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. You like it?

Persephone: [choked up] It’s okay.

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Rhea: [changes the toilet paper roll]

Rhea: I am the backbone of this household

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Hera: Please tell me you aren’t still playing ‘Simon Says.’

Rhea: I can’t do that… for two reasons.

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Eros: You guys don’t think I’ll be alone at 50, right?

Persephone: Aw, come on. You’re not gonna make it to 50.

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Rhea: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Clark: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Char: Smad.

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Hera: Now, from now on more more lies. We have to be straight with each other.

Persephone: I’m always straight.

Rhea: That’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

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People are particularly stupid today and I can’t talk to anymore of them.

Persephone 

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Char: We fucked up. Well, I fucked up. I goofed?

Rhea: Listen, Char. When one of us fucks up, we all fuck up.

Persephone: I dunno about that…

Rhea: Well, depending on how bad the fuck-up was.

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Hera, reading a fortune cookie: "If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same."

Rhea, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

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Power move: saying ‘that’s treason’ every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you.

Rebekah

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Eros: We fucked up. Well, I fucked up. I goofed?

Rhea: Listen, Eros. When one of us fucks up, we all fuck up.

Persephone: I dunno about that…

Rhea: Well, depending on how bad the fuck-up was.

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[Persephone makes Clark call Rhea and tell her she’s dead]

Persephone: Is she crying? Is she crying?

Clark: A little.

Persephone: [takes the phone from him] You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch!