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Tony: Peter don’t say a word

Peter:

Peter: Yeet

Tony: I said no words

Peter: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you 

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just to clarify: this blog is NOT a safe space for starkers and thorkis

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Tommy: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Ada: Water is not wet

Tommy: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-

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Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿

Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿

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Clint acting as Tony’s test subject Clint to Bruce: Does he test this stuff on you? Bruce: No, he knows not to do it to me anymore Clint, jumping off the table: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES HE GET SPECIAL PRIVILEGES

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Eleven: What’s for lunch?

Hopper: I already ate

Eleven: oh.

Hopper: What did you want?

Eleven: Loyalty

Hopper: Don’t do this

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Richie after the Losers Club has played a practical joke on him: So how did you get the whole group to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Beverly: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes

Richie: I’m not gonna lie that turns me on a little bit

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Peter landing on Titan: oh wow, this place is gonna be murder on my sinuses 

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Arya, holding an antique bottle: is this ale or perfume?

The Hound: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

The Hound: 

The Hound: It’s perfume 

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Tony: why is Happy mad?

Peter: well, he told me I should stop singing “I’m a believer” or he’d kill me

Peter: I thought he was kidding 

Peter: but then I saw his face 

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Natasha to Tony: we’re trying to teach Steve Spanish but he’s terrible at it 

Steve: Lo sientio. Estoy embarazada

Peter: you just told us you’re pregnant

Tony: congratulations you’re glowing 

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Tony: Peter don’t say a word

Peter:

Peter: Yeet

Tony: I said no words

Peter: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you 

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☂️  the umbrella academy:

five protecting klaus

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Vanya: I was mentally and emotionally abused for years and was led to believe I was worthless and my power was purposely suppressed

Klaus: I was kidnapped and tortured and watched the love of my life die while fighting on the front lines in Vietnam, all while overcoming addiction

Luther:

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Diego: can you go get us a table while I park the car?

Klaus: ok

[a few minutes later]

Klaus, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: stART THE FUCKIN CAR