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oliver: i need you to swear-
alan: fuck.
oliver: …swear as in promise.
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anotha one
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Dr. Wrath: Soon, there will be nothing that can withstand the wrath of Dr. Wrath!
Skylar: Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?
Dr. Wrath: They don’t just give these out to anybody, you know.
Kaz: Anybody with 15 bucks, they do.
Dr. Wrath: That’s enough looking!
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kaz: god, i’m an idiot
*several moments of silence*
skylar: if you're waiting for me to disagree then we're going to be here for a while.
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jordan: i know what this is about. you’re jealous of all the attention connie is getting. especially from oliver.
kaz: please, you think I care if oliver gives someone else some attention? how insecure do you think i am?
kaz: seriously, how insecure do you think i am? please tell me.
#mighty med#kaz#jordan#kaziver#the funny thing is that even if you don’t ship kaziver this is still realistic
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horace: i’m going to ask you to be respectful.
alan: i will politely decline.
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oliver: there’s only one thing worse than dying.
*rips off paper to reveal “kaz dying”*
skylar: *gasp* kaz!
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horace: i’m seeing someone, but i’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. oliver: just rip the bandage off. horace: it’s your mother. oliver: put the bandage back on!
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oliver: i trust kaz.
skylar: you think he knows what he’s doing?
oliver: i wouldn’t go that far.
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tecton: looks like we can’t mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one.
megahertz: manslaughter it is!
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skylar: why does tecton call you baby girl?
megahertz: how about we stop talking for a while.
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stefanie: when I was younger I had a crush on a girl in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it so I wrote her a letter that just said “get out of my school.”
skylar: …THAT WAS YOU?!
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feeling normal about this childrens show
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kaz: we’re playing scrabble. it’s a nightmare.
oliver: scrabble? scrabble’s great.
kaz: not when you’re playing with jordan. she puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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someone PLEASE draw the barbie and ken mugshots w oliver and kaz i’m begging
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