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Ellek: are you trying to use my ego against me?

Blayne: i thought it would work

Ellek: no, it worked. i'll do it

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Qwinn: the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved

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Wrench: I'm an unromanceable NPC but you have the option to fight me

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Raleigh: don’t let anyone dehumanize you

Raleigh: dehumanize yourself

Raleigh: be the creeping eldrich horror you have always longed to be; rain furious vengeance down upon those who would unmake you

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Bridgette: Due to not wanting to. I will not be

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Willie: I don't trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer.

Shiloh: cable news network.

Willie: could be. literally no one knows.

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Duncyn: Grandpa, how can I be cool like you?

Loch: Confidence and a dope-ass coat.

Duncyn: I've got average self-esteem and a hoodie.

Loch: That's a start.

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Torok: the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

Shiloh: why’d you get banned?

Torok: touched the rat

Shiloh: what rat

Torok: chunky cheese

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Terrence: I'm here to make a lot of money -- and that is exactly what I'm going to do. I promise you that. I don't care about your opinions or anything fucking stupid like that

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Therapist: how are you feeling today?

Shiloh: hmmm...12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

Therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means

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Cornelius: the teason why i ahve so many typos is cuz my big yaoi hands csnt comprehaend this inelc technolofy

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Nia: got called a lesbian in walmart earlier lads

Conk: tell us what happened

Nia: i got called a lesbian in walmart

Bo: ye but why

Nia: i was being a lesbian

Conk: in walmart?

Nia: yeah it was in walmart

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Wisp: the costumer is always WRONG.. suck my dick, you dont know shit ..i work here, not you

Wrench: as a customer thats fair to be honest

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Coach: you saved my life back there, dont think I didn’t notice that.

Wrench: you would have done the same for me

Coach: no, I definitely wouldn’t have

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Calliope: Remember to drink water babes

Riley: No

Calliope: Then become the dirt I walk on.

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Friend: *summons a demon*

Raleigh: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE RALEIGH?

Friend: girls night?

Raleigh: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!

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Ellek pointing a gun at a GEB cube: tell me who you work for you eldritch piece of shit

GEB cube: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

Ellek, tears streaming down his face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU