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Cerydra: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Hysilens. Break out the L word!

Hysilens: ...Lesbian…?

Cerydra: ...The other L word, Hysilens.

Hysilens: ...Lesbians…?

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Jiaoqiu: Behind every great general is the drawer I need to get to. Why are you even in the kitchen right now?

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Sunday: Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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Phainon: If I were thrown in prison, would you help me escape?

Cipher, in a pool, eating grapes: No.

Phainon: Well, you don't have to say it so quickly.

Cipher: I wouldn't help you.

Phainon: Let's try that again. If I were thrown in prison, would you—

Cipher: No.

Phainon: But you'd at least bail me out, right?

Cipher: [doing laps]

Phainon: RIGHT!?

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Aglaea: [gentle taps table]

Anaxa: [taps back]

Castorice: What are they doing?

Hyacine: Morse code.

Aglaea: [aggressively taps table]

Anaxa: [slams hands down] YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Luka: What if mayo came in cans?

Sampo: Well that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.

Seele: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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*Trailblazer hanging upside down off a bed*

March 7th: Hey Trai-... why are you upside down?

Trailblazer: Brain rotation, helps my "brain no shut up disorder"

March 7th: Oh... Wait that's not a thing-

Trailblazer: What the fuck do you want March?

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Trailblazer, to Sunday: The purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes and relatives.

March 7th: Like, maybe you have a complex relationship with your father, but we sure don't. We're outside his house with weapons.

Dan Heng: He's not the unforgivable asshole who raised us. He's just the unforgivable asshole.

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Phainon: I don't even try to dodge or parry anymore. My enemies ask me "What's wrong white boy?" and just crit me over and over. And I deserve it.

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Phainon: I hope I don't have to fight my evil shadow self today.

Flame Reaver: Hey.

Phainon: No fucking way.

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March 7th: I hope I don't have to fight my evil shadow self today.

Evernight: Hey.

March 7th: No fucking way.

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Dan Heng: What are you doing?

Trailblazer, in a tree: A whim overtook me.

Dan Heng: Are you having fun?

Trailblazer: I was.

Trailblazer: The novelty has pretty much worn off now.

Dan Heng: Are you stuck?

Trailblazer: Yes.

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Qingque: If someone tried making me dig my own grave, I would say no.

Qingque: They're going to kill me anyway and I'd love to die doing the way I lived: avoiding manual labor.

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Mydei: Asked my boyfriend what he wants for dinner three separate times and he answered all of them with "You."

Mydei: Yes, very cute, but this is why gays starve.

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Firefly: I hug Stelle and March slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle peices.

Silver Wolf: Titris.

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Phainon: Let's just take each other out!

Mydei: Are we talking dinner or death?

Mydei: I'm cool with either. I just gotta fit it into my schedule properly.

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Khaslana: We got the torture labyrinth tomorrow.

Phainon: What?

Khaslana: We gotta get tortured for eternity tomorrow.

Phainon: Ohhhh, okay.