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"How did you meet your girlfriend?"

Kuroko: When I first met Akane, it was like the clouds opened up and a choir of angels sang down from the heavens

Aoi: I found Shiromi wandering outside a Taco Bell at 3 AM

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Akane: My favourite game is to act like I don't understand something very simple when a man is explaining it to me to see how dumb he thinks I really am.

Kaga: This, my dear, is called deception...

Akane: What do you mean?

Kaga: It's a form of dishonesty that you are using for self gain or amusement. It's actually quite sophisticated stuff, well done

Akane: Sorry, I don't get it?

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Kuroko: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Shiromi sitting with Akane on the couch: Well, we have an emergency

Kuroko: What is it?

Akane: We missed you :(

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Akane: I'm not looking for any trouble...

Shiromi: What a horrible way to live

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Kuroko: Is that a hickey?

Shiromi: No, just a mosquito bite.

Aoi, walking in: Hey guys

Kuroko: Hi, mosquito.

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Aoi: I have no fear

Megami: What if you woke up one day and Shiromi was taller than you?

Aoi: I have one fear

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Megami: And if you have any requests or complaints, please feel free to jot them down and put them in the suggestions box.

Kuroko: That's a trash can.

Megami: Yes

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If a guy calls you "princess" in a condescending manner, use your newly-appointed royal status to have him beheaded.

Megami Saikou

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Shiromi: But I'm straight

Aoi: So is spaghetti until it gets wet

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Shiromi: Guys, try replacing every vowel in your name with "oob", it's hilarious

Shiromi: Mine is Shoobroobmoob

Akane: Oobkoobnoob!

Aoi:

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Aoi: I can still hear her voice...

Megami: Gay gay homosexual gay

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Megami: I wish they made sweaters, but for feet.

Shiromi: socks

Megami: Make your own post

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Shiromi: socks

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Went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster... what the hell was that

Shiromi Torayoshi

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Shiromi: Welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?

Kuroko: Bees?

Shiromi, yelling to the back: SHE ORDERED THE BEES!

Kuroko: Wait, I-

*Akane comes in shaking a jar of bees*

Kuroko: Wait NO-

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Shiromi: Google please stop showing me sex ads

Shiromi: I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror

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Megami: Women kiss each other

Megami: I saw it on google images

Aoi: I thought this was a command.

Megami: Women! Kiss each other.