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murderer: any last words?

yano: hansol only ever invites bjoo to go eat meat, never me

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nakta: what are you, twelve?

p-goon: yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

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Yano: sorry can’t come to practice today the stress is bad for the baby

Xero: what baby

Yano: me

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bjoo: it’s been a long week nakta: it’s monday

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Sangdo: You're... shallow!

A-Tom: Shallow?

Sangdo: Yeah.

A-Tom:

A-Tom: That's such a relief! I thought it was something serious like I was ugly.

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Sangdo: You're a dork, no offense.

Hansol: You know, just because you say, “no offense” doesn't excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.

Sangdo: Well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense intended.

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P-goon: Am I right, A-tom?

A-tom: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn’t listening.

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Xero: You’re too sensitive

Hojoon: *cries even harder*

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Hansol: haha hey do you guys dare me to kiss Bjoo?

Sangdo & Yano: no

Hansol: *shakes head and chuckles* i can’t believe you guys are making me do this

Sangdo & Yano: we’re not

Hansol: *walks up to Bjoo* this is so wild you guys you’re so fucked up for making me do this

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Hansol: [Rolls over in bed and whispers to Xero]

Hansol: I ate 75 chicken nuggets today.

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P-Goon: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad .

Yano: That was deep.

Nakta: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

A-Tom: That was deeper.

Sangdo: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

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Nakta: love is scary.

P-Goon: why?

Nakta: bcuz love is an open door. open doors are scary.

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Sangdo: I have always wondered what hell looks like.

Yano: Have you ever seen Bjoo on Black Friday fighting Hojoon for the last pair of Timberlands? That's exactly what it looks like.

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Hansol: [hands Bjoo a piece of paper]

Bjoo: What’s this?

Hansol: My to-do list.

Bjoo: Oh good!

Bjoo: I’m glad you’re getting orga-

Bjoo: [staring blankly] This just has my name on it.

Hansol: Exactly

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P-Goon: Where's Nakta?

Xero: Probably off somewhere, disappointing Jesus.