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Ben: Okay. I’ll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left.

Chance: But there's twice as many on the left.

Ben: I know. I can count.

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Ben: That's a crazy idea.

Ben: Insane.

Ben: It doesn't make sense.

Tory: You'll do it?

Ben: Of course.

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Ella: We’ll see if we can break in, but be subtle.

Will: Yeah, yeah.

Will: [proceeds to kick the door repeatedly]

Ella: [sighs] That's not subtle.

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Tory: "Alone time" always translates into "let's get Tory out of the house so we can have loud, obnoxious sex."

Kit:

Whitney:

Kit: Does that mean we can't?

Whitney: [facepalms]

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Hi: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten! He went to heaven, and now my life is bad!

Hi: [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!

Chance: [out of Hi's line of sight] Hi?

Hi: SHELDON?!

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Hi: I turned out perfectly fine!

Shelton: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Hi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Hi: [after Ben says something about Chance] Thank you for making that announcement that no one cared about.

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Shelton: …I guess he put two and two together.

Hi: FOUR!

Shelton: It wasn’t a test, Hi.

Hi: Yes it was. I win. A+.

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Hi: My emotions have three outlets.

Hi: Haughty silence.

Hi: Tears.

Hi: And RAGE!

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Ben: [while digging a hole] After sunset, this field is gonna be completely dark. No clear sight lines from the road. First thing to find a body out here would be a coyote–

Shelton: Okay. Now I'm scared.

Ben: I'm here.

Shelton: Ben, you're what's scaring me.

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Chance: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Ben is strong and mysterious and sorta unassuming but well-muscled.

Tory: I am not sleeping with Ben! But I'm starting to think that you might be!

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Ben: Hi, I've been trying to tell you this for years. Your 'bacon allergy' is a lie your mom made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.

Hi: No! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!

Hi: Bacon... doughnuts... Halloween candy... not saying 'thank you'...

Ben: Oh my god.

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Shut up, Shelton! When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me!

Tory Brennan

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Hi: I am so angry.

Jason: At who, the man who sold you those clothes?

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Tory: What's the status up here?

Hi: Fucked up. About to die. Shelton's a nerd. The usual.

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Hi: Have a good day!

Ben: Don't tell me what to do!

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Ben: [when asking Chance out] I love you, despite the warning signs.