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Jordan: You said that if you were ever to do same gender experimentation, it would be with me.

Emma: I've never said that to you.

Jordan: It's been implied.

Emma: By you!

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I put a note in my diary today. It simply says…"Bugger".

Corey Chopper

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Lestrade: What are you doing?

Sherlock: Breaking into your office and going into your private files.

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Rachel: Hamlet, this is not you. You’re not a murderer.

Laura: She just said she killed three people.

Rachel: I know, but I’m saying deep down.

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Did your life flash before your eyes? 'Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea'.

Bea, to Benedick

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CAM: Blackmail is such an ugly word

Tabitha: I didn't say blackmail.

CAM: Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you so I thought I'd bring it up.

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Hamlet: No need to panic!

Rachel: Just a thought. Poker? Not your game.

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You have put this entire place into a salad spinner of fuck.

Laura, to Hamlet

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Agatha: I'm not angry, you big fucking moron.

Wally: Don't call me a fucking moron

Agatha: *gasps* I can't believe you're swearing at me!

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Maria: I'll go. I'm just a little bit more user-friendly.

Tammi: I'm user-friendly, you cheeky fucking bitch.

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someone: Boy, when they were handing out school spirit you didn't even stand in line, did you?

Ruth: No. I was in the line for a shred of sanity.

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Cyrus: My vibe is un-killable. My vibe is immortal; like Jesus.

Lin: Jesus wasn't immortal. They nailed him to a cross and killed him.

Cyrus: Yeah but he bounced back, like my vibe.

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Erica: It appears to be paranormal in origin.

Gemma: How can you tell?

Erica: Well it's so shiny!

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Be cool? I can't be cool. That's not who I am. I'm desperate.

Liv Belcik

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Hamlet:"Forgiveness makes us human"- *laughs* Blah de blah blah blah

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Alistair: Oh, he's normal is he? And what am I then?

Agatha: Well you're a freak, Alistair, you know that.

Alistair: Yes, I know. But I have rights!

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There are things I will not tolerate. Teenagers loitering around after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking.

Paul