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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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weird kids best friends

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This is why I haven't been posting about my balls exploding. By the way. They no longer explode every month.

Gotta love being on period blockers. I still Bleed because The Lining Is Thin Asf Now but like. I don't even care. It doesn't hurt at all compared to the debilitating cramps and migraines. I'm free. My mind is clear and I can actually fucking think. It's beautiful.

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Gotta love being on period blockers. I still Bleed because The Lining Is Thin Asf Now but like. I don't even care. It doesn't hurt at all compared to the debilitating cramps and migraines. I'm free. My mind is clear and I can actually fucking think. It's beautiful.

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Collecting bitches like soda tabs, I'd imagine?

Getting bitches everyday

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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I’ll miss you

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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

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happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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bro clangen just rickrolled me