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Gym crush chose the urinal next to me even though they were all open… what does it mean
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height check. how tall are you people in my phone
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Reblog if it’s ok for me to give you a sweet lil kiss on the forehead
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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that
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the feminine urge to erase your online presence and flee the country 💞
#can you reach me? no you cant#heavy on the flee the country#maybe ill jork it and get over it lol#don't mind me#.
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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hm. the princess requires her most scariest & biggest guards to start kissing each other.
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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen
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