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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches
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i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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every so often the discourse comes around again that basically boils down to “is it feminist for a woman to want men to be attracted to her” and it’s like. no, it’s not. it’s also not anti feminist. it’s not relevant. it’s nothing. a woman wanting to have sex with men has nothing to do with feminism. being a lesbian or celibate is not “more feminist” than being a straight woman. the point was always “women should not have to dress in a way that is attractive to men solely in order to be acknowledged by them at all” not “women should never dress in a way that is attractive to men for any reason.” sometimes a woman wants men to want to have sex with her. that’s not anti feminist. that’s average. it’s also not feminist just because it’s her choice to do it. it is not related. feminism is about women’s human rights. that doesn’t mean it’s a feminist act every time a woman makes a choice.
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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Harley Quinn (2019 - ) I 5.01 The Big Apricot
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okay fine we'll get rid of diversity *fires only straight people so the whole office is lgbtq+ and therefore no longer diverse* problem solved
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today is friday the 13th just like the movies
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows
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