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This blogger is pro choice btw.

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this garchomp art from the newest TCG Pocket set is so cute… the croissant pose and the shredded up couch, he is KITTY

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A good omen.

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Crowley sketches :P

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Adam Showdown (Adam Off) - Round 1

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Yeah I always thought of my cousins as kind of siblings, and I was happy we all got to go to our own homes at the end of the day 😅

People saying only kids are lonely are just ignorant by circumstance, not being derogatory lol they've just never lived that life. I was basically a feral (but very well behaved according to my mom) child, happy to play with friends and just as happy to disappear into the woods for the day 😂 (or sit in my room making up stories with my dolls and stuffed animals) I had a big imagination and loved telling myself stories :3

I don't think I would've done well with siblings honestly! But that's just me, I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who wanted siblings, who would've loved the experience!

But like you said, asking parents can just be cruel. My mom wanted a whole passel of kids, but was only able to ever have me. My best friend finally had her rainbow baby, and she and everyone around her have that mentality that he needs siblings to be happy. He absolutely does not, he has a big family who love him and are happy to play. He has a dog, he has acres and acres of land to explore. If my friend wants another child that's absolutely fine! But I just don't want her to feel like a failure as a mom for not being able to have another, all because of societal pressure and her own experiences (she and her sister are incredibly close, which let's not forget is rather an oddity amongst siblings no matter how they were raised, there's no guarantee her kids (or anyone else's btw) will have her experience)

I hate people who are like: "When will you get a second child? She will be lonely without a sibling." As an only child, this pisses me off extremely

Yes, I find that bothersome. I think it typically comes from those with big families so they aren't intending any meanness when they say stuff like that. They're typically imagining their own life without their siblings. I, for instance, love my brother and I'm so glad I got to grow up with him! But I also would never ask that question of a single child family because you never know how many losses someone has had, or if they've struggled with infertility, or just very satisfied having the one.

I am so lucky I was able to have Baby Secret. She's my double rainbow and all I could ever ask for!

Baby Secret will definitely not be lonely, however! She'll have...let me count...seven girl cousins and three boy cousins! Seven of which are all within an hour of me. My brother, whom I mentioned, is having a girl in September so they'll be very close in age and will probably be the best of friends. She has three sets of grandparents, thanks to my mom and dad divorcing and remarrying, and one set is a few doors down. The rest are maybe 10 minutes away. Me and my husband will also play with her allllllll the time. Loneliness won't be a thought in her mind.

Single children can have the biggest, most fulfilling lives. And so can children with siblings.

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hey!

my account is still marked as adult, but at least it’s not fully banned anymore. so i’ll keep posting here, but it’s possible not everyone will be able to see my profile

i recommend turning on notifications for my posts (i only post art here, all the shitposts are on twitter🤘)

also, feel free to throw a donation my way if you’d like 💕 it really keeps me going and makes it easier to focus on making more art

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he says he’s not nice

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Crêpes part 46

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Crowley and Michael sit down for a talk. I love drawing Crowley with this kind of attitude and he and Michael trying to attitude each other out is so funny to me. I hope we get to see some of this in s3.

Today is actually ggAU Francis's birthday! I had a drawing planned for it but didn't finish it in time 😭 I'll get to it the next few days.

ℹ️ You can find a guide with all my Good Omens AUs and comics >>here<<!

ℹ️ Support me on ko-fi 💜 Commissions are open over there as well!

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Daydream

I fell asleep amid the flowers

For a couple of hours, on a beautiful day

Daydream

I dream of you amid the flowers

I dream a dirty dream of you, baby

This song wormed its way into my brain and wouldn't let go. Please give it a listen, the weird vocals really add to the image 👌 I just love drawing dream states that mix together fear and sexual undertones

Big thanks to @tiny-vermin for letting me borrow her guardian lion Aziraphale 🙏

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just good old-fashioned smooching on a park bench

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@mrghostrat @voluptatiscausa @snae-b @zehwulf @hakunahistata and everyone I've ever read GO fiction from (I know I forgot several someones it's been a long day but I love you all!!) I am continually blown away by your minds! Tysm for sharing!!

y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

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GOOD OMENS "The Very Last Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives"

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Hii, how are you?

I was wondering if there are any fics where crowley and/or aziraphale are famous and have to pretend to be together for a pr stunt (preferably where they don’t like each other at first, but I’m not picky🫣)

Thank youuu, I love your account! 🫶🫶

Hello! We have #famous aziraphale, #famous crowley, and #fake/pretend relationship tags. Here are some fics with both...

muddle through somehow by curtaincall (T)

Aziraphale Fell runs a successful food blog, Celestial Comestibles, where he shares mouthwatering recipes and heartwarming stories about his happy domestic life in a cottage with his husband and son. As promotion for his upcoming cookbook, his publishers run a contest: one lucky winner will get to spend Christmas with Aziraphale and his family. What the publishers don't know is that the real Aziraphale Fell is a single city-dweller. And if he wants to keep up his happily married persona, he'll have to acquire a cottage, husband, and son before Christmas. As it happens, his friend and neighbor Anthony Crowley has his nephew staying with him for the holidays. One fake marriage proposal later, and everything seems tickety-boo--as long as Aziraphale can keep from developing inconveniently real feelings for his pretend husband...

and now all of my garden is grown in lavender by ilikeblue (E)

Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener… Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own

Method Acting by Caedmon (E)

Anthony J. Crowley is an A-list actor who has been in a bit of a slump over the last couple of years. A.Z. Fell is on the brink of superstardom, but has a reputation as a fuddy duddy. Their managers, Beezle and Gabriel, insist that if they pretend to date each other, it will solve both of their problems. It's only for three months. What's the worst that can happen?

on the same page by Chekhov (E)

Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else. So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age. But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade. That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.

A Model Guardian by Fuuma_san (E)

Crowley is a self-sufficient model on the verge of stardom. They clawed their way up all by themselves and the very last thing they want is some cream puff bodyguard their agency hired following them around constantly. Pretending to be their boyfriend at work so they don't get a reputation as a Diva. Watching over them. Caring for them. But then it turns out "Fell" was not even his real name. Was it all fake? Would someone like him ever want someone like them?

- Mod D

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Love-in-a-Mist

TW/CW: Discussions of religious trauma, description of drowning, near death of a main character (but they are fine, NO ONE DIES IN THIS FIC!)

Chapter 5 of 5 — Now complete! Rated E.

Chapter 5 on AO3

Start from the beginning on AO3

Summary:

Two weeks after their disagreement in Wessex, Aziraphale is sent on a secret quest by King Arthur to find the famous Lady of the Lake. He anticipates a dull ride through a damp and misty forest, but when he unexpectedly bumps into Crowley — only to find out that the demon has been sent on his own similar quest — he reluctantly agrees to search for her together. However, all is not as it seems… 

Or

How will our ineffable heroes cope when they find themselves stuck in a dark forest with only one blanket and a far too knowing ‘Lady’?

Chapter Excerpt:

The demon huffed out a long suffering sigh and reluctantly withdrew his leg. “Alright, fine,” he grumbled half-heartedly. “Tell you what; you can stay here in the warm to tend to the fire, and I’ll go and collect the eggs.”

Aziraphale stared patiently at him, eyebrows raised, waiting for the catch. 

“But…”

“—Yes, what is this high price I must pay for such generosity, darling?” he asked, eyeing his love suspiciously but with a playful smile.

Crowley wriggled closer to him, grinning. “You’ve got to stay in bed with me for another few minutes first. Warm me up properly before I have to go outside and brave the elements to find your breakfast.” 

Rolling his eyes at the dramatics, Aziraphale chuckled. “Well, I’m not sure it’s wise to be making deals with such a wily demon, but … this one’s so irresistibly charming that it appears I shall have no other option but to agree.” 

Humming appreciatively, and with a look that could only be described as devilish, Crowley pulled Aziraphale into their first kiss of the morning. It was as soft as the sunlight beginning to filter through the clouds and as delicate as the last wisps of fog that still hung over the silent lake.

Thanks again to my wonderful betas: @ireallyneedmoretea, @goannasun, Kuri_risu and @laudaddysmitten!

And a huge thank you to @goodomensafterdark and the Writer’s Guild whose kindness and creativity inspired me to want to start writing in the first place!

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HAPPY FRIDAY, have a smutty one-shot!

Psalm 19:10 (rated E), 12.4k

(Yes, that’s a single-line drawing!)