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I'm the treasure baby, I'm the prize

Author: stereobone

Words: 9K

Rating: E

Summary: 

"Are you working for Mrs. Sandwich?" Nina asks.

"No," Crowley says. "Well, yes. Well, define 'working'."

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Or, Crowley is very good at faking sex work, as it turns out.

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Factory Settings

Author: Anonymous

Words: 106K

Rating: T

Summary: 

Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

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tales from a bookshop

Author: Rizandace

Words: 20K

Rating: T

Summary: 

Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.

----- “You’re being ridiculous.”

Crowley very nearly falls over.

Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—

“What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. on Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.

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Drinking Buddies and Diaries

Author: dove_dove

Words: 31K

Rating: NR

Summary: 

“I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

“The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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Heavenly Demons and Damned Angels

Author:  Latter_alice

Words: 1,852

Rating: General

Summary:

Due to Crowley's love of sleep, he didn't fall. Aziraphale wasnt as lucky. But really, how much does that change?

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A Guide to Fame for the Enterprising Demon

Author: asideofourown

Words: 8K

Rating: Teen

Summary:

tildeathdoustogether ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list

thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said: Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?

tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said: you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride

[Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

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twitter cryptids

Author: doctormissy

Words: 36K

Rating: Teen

Summary:

Crowley's latest brilliant idea involves ranting about his undying love tiny crush on Aziraphale on Twitter instead of actually dealing with his feelings now that the world didn't end. Because he will never find out, right?

Right?

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Car Trouble

Author: summerofspock

Words: 102K

Rating: E

Summary:

Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.

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Pretend For Me

Author: LollipopCop

Words: 52K

Rating: E

Summary:

Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

“I believe so.”

“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

“I can do that,” he croaked. ~ In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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If We've Got Nothing (We've Got Us)

Author: Kedreeva

Words: 20K

Rating: G

Summary:

Two months after the failed apocalypse Aziraphale finds the first dark feather growing in his wings.

A story about middle grounds, ineffable plans, and what happens when the world doesn't end.

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Redolence

Author: ToEdenandBackAgain

Words: 2K

Rating: G

Summary: 

"I know what you smell like."

Aziraphale shouldn't ask. But he does.

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Her Judgement

Author:  preciousbunnynoiz

Words: 2K

Rating: NR

Summary: 

Aziraphale expected it to happen eventually.

After all fooling the other angels, even Gabriel, is one thing but he was fully certain that he never once fooled God.

So he was waiting.

For her judgement.

For his punishment.

In short Aziraphale was waiting to fall.

Aziraphale tries to find out what Gods judgement of him actually is and it's not at all what he expects

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The Seconds Between

Author:  The_Bentley

Words: 666

Rating: Explicit

Summary:

Crowley doesn’t intend to stay long as he parks the Bentley illegally by Aziraphale’s front door and accompanies him inside. Only long enough to figure out their next lunch date, do some parting chit chat. Nothing more. But Aziraphale plants that passionate kiss on his lips that leaves him tasting the cake the angel had for dessert as well as the champagne they shared, causing it all to crumble.

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Childhood Memories

Author:  Katzedecimal

Words: 12K

Rating: Teen

Summary: 

Fourteen years after the last time he saw them, Warlock Dowling remembers moments with his nanny and gardener, and the lasting ways they impacted his life.

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Snake Charmer

Author:  Dareandwriteit

Words: 1K

Rating: G

Summary: 

There are no species of snake on Earth that can hypnotise people who look directly into their eyes. This is because the only snake that can is actually a demon, and he prefers to wear sunglasses.

Crowley accidentally has Aziraphale under his demonic power. Aziraphale reveals things neither of them wanted to hear.

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God is an ineffable shipper

Author:  Kira7

Words: 1K

Rating: G

Summary: 

Each human, angel and demon has one half of a quote that is important to their relationship. For humans it's quite simple, but for ethereal and occult creatures? And what will happen if a demon is an angel's soulmate? It will take God six thousand years to discover it, but the wait was worth it.

(for the Soulmate AU square of Ineffable Husbands Bingo)

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Why Crowley is banned from the London Zoo

Author:  Raven_Song

Words: 2K

Rating: G

Summary: 

Crowley drags Aziraphale to the zoo but it's not to look at the animals. Crowley's been watching the Harry Potter films and they gave him an idea for some demonic mischief...

Part 2 of the Creatures Great and Small series

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