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Listen OP I thought I was the most clever mom in the world by giving my 13 year old daughter access to Pinterest only and this is how I discover ? That the rest of mom fandom has been doing the same? 🥲

people reposting my tumblr posts to other sites pisses me off, but not because they're "stealing my post" or whatever. it's a tumblr post, it doesn't have a copyright. it's not a registered IP. I don't have a patent on saying deranged things on the internet. it pisses me off because you don't know my lore. I'm just a soundbite to you people. I'm not a fully realized character

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Mazenderan mood. This how I imagine Erik’s quarters in the palace of the Shah looked like

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“I! HAVE! BROUGHT! YOU!”

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I'm actually afraid to color this. 😵‍💫 BUT ANYWAY CHRISTINEEE!!!

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Period-/Fantasyfilms + dancing

MARIE ANTOINETTE (2006)

CRIMSON PEAK (2015)

LITTLE WOMEN (1994)

KAMA SUTRA: A TALE OF LOVE (1996)

THE UGLY STEPSISTER (2025)

EXCALIBUR (1981)

ANNA KARENINA (2012)

SINNERS (2025)

LEGEND (1985)

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (2004)

EMMA (2020)

SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (1997)

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As promised, here are some of my old (OLD) more post-worthy Phantom pieces, including some costume redesigns!

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busy lately but not too busy for cherik

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every once in a while I remember this was an actual thing that happened and not a fever dream I had (x)

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You know what more Phantom of the Opera film adoptions should include? The fact that Erik sleeps in a fucking coffin

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e/c/r besties! ^_^

bonus- with the original colors:

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Many of you I fear

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There's a lot an angel can dream about...

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Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

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OMGGGGGG

24-HOUR LONDON MARATHON

Saturday Aug. 2 (9 p.m. EST)–Sunday Aug. 3, 2025

To accommodate the various time zones of our overseas friends, whose requests were almost entirely West End actors, I'm attempting something complicated and unprecedented that may or may not go well! We'll find out!!

With the exception of the first boot, there will be no intermission between acts. There will, however, be a five-minute intermission between videos. Here's the schedule:

Regular stream time - 9 p.m. EST/1 a.m. UTC | James Gant, Paige Blankson, Joe Griffiths-Brown (2023). I've streamed this pairing before, but not this boot!

11:20 p.m. EST/3:20 a.m. UTC | James Hume, Holly-Anne Hull, Matt Blaker (2022)

1:25 a.m. EST/5:25 a.m. UTC | David Thaxton, Kelly Mathieson, Jeremy Taylor (2019)

3:45 a.m. EST/7:45 a.m. UTC | David Shannon, Gina Beck, Simon Bailey (2010)

5:50 a.m. EST/9:50 a.m. UTC | Earl Carpenter, Eve Shanu-Wilson, Connor Carson (2023; frequent obstruction)

7:45 a.m. EST/11:45 a.m. UTC | Ramin Karimloo, Sierra Boggess, Dean Chisnall (**Love Never Dies** 2011)

9:50 a.m. EST/1:50 p.m. UTC | John Owen-Jones, Celia Graham, Robert Finlayson (2002)

12 p.m. EST/4 p.m. UTC | Jon Robyns, Lily Kerhoas, Mikey Colbourne (2024)

2 p.m. EST/6 p.m. UTC | James Gant, Holly-Anne Hull, Matt Blaker (2023)

4:10 p.m. EST/8:10 p.m. UTC | Earl Carpenter, Paige Blankson, Ralph Watts (2023)

6:20 p.m. EST/10:20 p.m. UTC | Killian Donnelly, Lucy St. Louis, Matt Blaker (2023)

Here is a time zone converter if you need it! I won't be present for everything, so please brush up on chat conduct and feel free to message me with any issues that come up. And special thanks to @glassprism for putting up with me!

As always, the stream will be on cy.tube and shy anons are welcome. For more info, please see the Saturday Streams FAQ! Link and password will be posted here at 8:45 EST.

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Perhaps I just want to drink tv static