infinitemonkeytheory
infinitemonkeytheory
infinitemonkeytheory
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just one monkey ...i like my coffee milky and my commas Oxford🇺🇦🇵🇸🕊️ 🌻🍉https://infinitemonkeytheory.tumblr.com/tagged/imtcats
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infinitemonkeytheory · 4 days ago
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People are so much more sad, and desparate, and lonely than you think. I have had three incidents in the last four months were a technician I was working with was being either dangerously unfocused (we work with high voltage), or just flat out angry with their coworkers, and every time when I just pulled them aside to say hey, this isn't you, you're nice, and you're competent, so something must be up - what can I do to help - they have responded by bursting into tears. One guy was struggling to get his wife moved into a care home, one guy just got served divorce papers, and the other hadn't slept a wink the night before because his daughter had the pukes.
I haven't spent my whole life responding to people being rude, or stupid, or dangerous with knee jerk compassion. It's a new habit. The first time I did that as the lead for my lab, it was because the guy genuinely was so good natured that I knew something had to be off. But the other two times were just me going, alright, lets see if it always goes this well, and so far, it has. I'm almost 30, and I just figured out that the #1 reason people are shitty are because they are going through shit.
I don't think you have, like, a moral obligation to respond to people being jerks with knee jerk compassion. But it has made my life so much easier the last four months that I would recommend trying. For your own sake. Please.
(I'll step off my soapbox now. Enjoy your Sunday.)
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infinitemonkeytheory · 4 days ago
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Time Lapse of the Land Taken From Native Americans
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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Life in a Computer Wallpaper, 5/7/25
Yes, from certain angles, where I live looks like the Windows XP default wallpaper. But! My picture has a dog in it! Over on Bluesky, where I posted a similar photo, I was told that high cirrus clouds like these portend rain to come, and indeed, we’re meant to get rain later today. But for now, it’s pretty glorious. Not bad, Wednesday. Not bad at all. — JS
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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So, who’s your birth-month feline? 🐈‍⬛
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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Renewal
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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Life has gotten busier, and after almost 100 Nazi Punches of the Day, it's getting harder to keep up with daily NPotDs. I'll keep posting them from time to time, though.
Like this page of Malcolm Dragon from the 2017 Savage Dragon #130 (the Nazi-punching issue).
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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There's this sort of anthropomorphizing that inherently happens in language that really gets me sometimes. I'm still not over the terminology of "gravity assist," the technique where we launch satellites into the orbit of other planets so that we can build momentum via the astounding and literally astronomical strength of their gravitational forces, to "slingshot" them into the direction we need with a speed that we could never, ever, ever create ourselves. I mean, some of these slingshots easily get probes hurtling through space at tens of thousands of miles per hour. Wikipedia has a handy diagram of the Voyager 1 satellite doing such a thing.
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"Gravity assist." "Slingshot." Of course, on a very basic and objective level, yes, we are taking advantage of forces generated by outside objects to specifically help in our goals. We're getting help from objects in the same way a river can power a mill. And of course we call it a "slingshot," because the motion is very similar (mentally at least; I can't be sure about the exact physics).
Plus, especially compared to the other sciences, the terminology for astrophysics is like, really straightforward. "Black hole?" Damn yeah it sure is. "Big bang?" It sure was. "Galactic cluster?" Buddy you're never gonna guess what this is. I think it's an effect of the fact that language is generally developed for life on earth and all the strange variances that happen on its surface, that applying it to something as alien and vast as space, general terms tend to suffice very well in a lot more places than, like... idk, botany.
But, like. "Gravity assist." I still can't get the notion out of my head that such language implies us receiving active help from our celestial neighbors. They come to our aid. We are working together. We are assisted. Jupiter and the other planets saw our little messengers coming from its pale blue molecular cousin, and we set up the physics just right, so that they could help us send them out to far stranger places than this, to tell us all about what they find out there.
We are assisted.
And there is no better way to illustrate my feelings on the matter than to just show you guys one of my favorite paintings, this 1973 NASA art by Rick Guidice to show the Pioneer probe doing this exact thing:
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"... You, sent out beyond your recall, go to the limits of your longing. Embody me. ..."
Gravity assist.
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy
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Street art in Melbourne, Australia.
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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“In 1881 the doctor overseeing President James Garfield’s recovery from a gunshot wound repeatedly probed the president’s wound with dirty instruments and his fingers, prompting assassin Charles Guiteau to plead not guilty of the murder by claiming, “The doctors killed Garfield, I just shot him.” But just four years later, germ theory was so widely accepted that the U.S. Army required medical officers to inspect their posts every month and report the results to the administration, and by 1886, disease rates were dropping. By 1889, the U.S. Army had written manuals for sanitary field hospitals, and the need to combat germs was so commonplace medical officers rarely mentioned it. And now, in 2025, the top health official in the United States, a man without degrees in either medicine or public health, appears to be rejecting germ theory and reshaping the nation’s medical system around his own dedication to a theory that was outdated well over a century ago”
— May 4, 2025 - by Heather Cox Richardson
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infinitemonkeytheory · 3 months ago
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Adults who are vaccinated who do not get vaccinations for their children are a menace.
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