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Heh.. Is that your circus archetype.. That's cringe....

YOU'RE CRINGE!!!

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I am staying hydrated, are You staying hydrated?

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Made a drawing that I actually kind of like!

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Cheese sticks

Fandom: Sander Sides

Au: Teacher AU

Pairing: Analogical

Words: 325

Tw: Food; eating; health mention; swearing once

(This was not corrected, I'm so sorry for any mistakes)

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Virgil and Logan were two different types of teachers. Logan is a serious teacher, you will leave his class calculating the velocity of your car instead of just checking it. Virgil will want you to write an essay about how Welcome to the black parade changed the history of music not only for the emos because he is not an emo, shut up Ryan. But they got together so well, and they spent the whole break talking about old murder misteries, about planets, about songs and about students. And even then they were polar opposites and yet so alike.

Logan would always bring an apple for lunch and Virgil always bought something that you would worry if you say a five year old ate it, but since it was a grown adult in his late twenties it was fine. This morning he bought cheese sticks and Logan was, for lack of a better word, disgusted.

“How can… How can you eat that? The mozzarella is literally dripping in oil, you should be dead by now” Logan took a bite out of his apple

“You should eat stuff you like sometimes… It’s always an apple, and it looks like it’s the same apple always…” Virgil took a bite out of his cheese sticks and kept talking with a hand over his mouth “Do you have an apple cloning machine?”

Logan held himself back not to laugh “No, I don’t have an apple cloning machine in my house. Do you have an endless oil supply in yours”

“For a matter of fact, I do. And everything I fry tastes great, and I am so happy when I eat them”

“In the short term, if you want to be healthier in the long term…” Logan is interrupted by a cheese stick shoved into his mouth

“Chill, Lo, just eat the fucking cheese stick”

Logan eats the cheese stick but will never say that it was actually pretty good

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Old couples

Pairing: Romantic prinxiety, mention of romantic Logicality

Universe: Human AU

Trigger warnings: Eating

Word count: 371 (pretty short, wrote it in class)

Chapters: One Shot

A friendly picnic in the park with your very friendly friend. Or, Roman is pretty oblivious

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“Oh I love watching old couples, doesn’t it just give you hope?” Roman said as his friend flattened the picnic towel on the park

“Yeah, And now I hope you’ll help me with the towel here!” Virgil snapped

“I’m sorry Para-amore, it’s just…”

“You are a hopeless romantic… You always say that…” Virgil put a rock in each corner of the towel so the wind wouldn’t blow it “But you still know nothing about love, do you?” That was meant to be a whisper but it came out really loudly “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say it out loud” He was panicking

“What do you mean? I know love! I’ve loved before!” Roman put the picnic basket down and picked two sandwiches up, giving Virgil one

“I mean, you’re always saying you’re a hopeless romantic but I don’t think that… Uhh… “ Virgil shoved the sandwich in his mouth as to shut himself up

“What do you think? You’re making me nervous!” Roman looked at Virgil waiting for answers “Eat that sandwich faster! Is there someone I know in love with me that don’t know about?”

“It’s nothing you should worry about, I said too much…”

“No! Now I need to know. Is there someone in love with me? Do I know them?” Roman got closer to the purple headed

“Uh…” Virgil reconsidered whether he should or shouldn’t tell Roman the answer to those questions, for a second he wouldn’t but Roman looked at him with those stupid caramel eyes “Yeah… You know them pretty well actually…”

“Someone I know well… It’s not Patton, he’s in love with Logan. Not Janus… Can you give me another tip? Pretty please?”

“I… Uh… Sure, I can, but you have to promise me you won’t get mad”

“Sure, I could never get mad at you”

“Excuse me then” Virgil got up sat closer to Roman. Like a band-aid, you just gotta rip it off. And in a heartbeat, they were kissing. They separated after a short but long second “I’m sorry, you can just forget this and…”

Roman pulled Virgil closer and kissed him again, this time the kiss was longer “You don’t believe how much I’ve waited for this…”

“How long?”

“Very long”

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Laundry Day

Ship: Prinxiety

Universe: Hero x Villan AU

Trigger warnings: Some minor injuries, mention of sttabing

Word count: 1341 words

Chapters: One shot

It was just a regular laundry day for roman, what could possibly go wrong? His enemy knocking the door and pleading for help, maybe.

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Roman took the last of his white T-shirts out of the washing machine and folded them neatly. It was hard to have a day off as a hero, so his day off was also his laundry day and his cleaning day.

Roman didn't like his days off, not because of the housework, he was just worried about what his friends would do without him. Patton would forgive any criminal and Logan would take the "logical solution" and just send them to jail. His brother would torture the criminal and Janus would probably interrogate anyone and everyone looking for a detailed back story.

His concerns weren't about a random shoplifter or a robber, he was worried about Anxiety, his arch-nemesis.

It was rare for them to fight, but when they did, no one but Roman could defeat him, and if Anxiety decided to attack, the entire town of Sanders would be doomed

The ticking of the oven distracted the man from his thoughts and brought him to the cake he was baking. He took the cake out of the oven and sat down on the couch to watch the news. His heart beat a little faster as he listened to the woman on the screen

"Has Anxiety been defeated? The supervillain was found unconscious near the hero's memorial this afternoon, but disappeared before the authorities could investigate, and the heroes haven't said a word about the incident."

The video was interrupted by a loud noise coming from the front door. Roman turned off the TV and waited for the sound to repeat itself

"Hello?" Roman stood up and walked to the door with something random in his hand, "Is anyone there?" The door made the noise again and he cautiously opened it without seeing anyone there"Come out, wherever you are! I have a..." And then he took the time to look at what he'd gotten, "An umbrella! And I'm not afraid to use it!" And he looked down only to see someone he (unfortunately) recognized

Anxiety was in his doorway, and he was on the ground, vulnerable and, as he could see, bleeding

"What are you doing in my house?!"

"I..." began Anxiety, standing up and leaning at the doorframe, "I need to hide... I'll pay you, clean, even stop fighting, I'll do anything, just let me..."

"What makes you think that I would help you run from... whatever you're running from!"

"I'm not running from the police, if that's what you're thinking, they think I'm dead. So do the heroes..."

"Then who're you running from?"

"From my... I was going to say friends, but I don't think friends will stick a knife in your stomach..."

Roman looks at the one who once was his main enemy, the one who all of the heroes united couldn't defeat. Now he had blood, his blood, all over his body and didn't even manage to hold himself still. It could be a trap, of course, it smelled like one

"Do you have any weapons with you?" asked Roman, examining the creature in front of him.

"Who are you? Airport security?" Anxiety joked, realizing how serious the question was, "I only had my sword, but I left it at the... I'm not going to tell you where I left it"

"Fine." Roman opened the door. "If you try any funny tricks, I still have... "

"An umbrella? I'm really scared" The villain took a step only to fall into himself losing his balance.

"Are you okay...?"

"No, I'm not, now help me up!"

Roman got down and picked the villain up putting Anxiety's left arm around his neck. "I'm putting my hand on your side, okay?"

"Uh... okay...? I mean, it's not like I would be able to walk if you didn't"

"You're right," Roman sighed, helping the other to sit down on the couch, "I'll be right back, don't touch anything."

"All right, Your Highness," The villain said with a play on Roman's heroic name. Prince. It was really stupid, but it was catchy. Roman looked in his room for one of his first aid kits, he found one and took it into the living room.

When he entered the living room, he found something that only lived in his nightmares, Anxiety, his enemy was looking at his baby pictures, the same ones with his mother's face, the house where he grew up, and his name.

Anxiety noticed him coming back and looked at him, "Oh, you're back..." The black- haired man stared at him, kind of embarrassed to be there, and Roman wasn't doing a very good job of calming him just standing there and staring. "You... You were... a very cute baby."

Roman scratched his neck, "I... thank you, I guess..." The hero turned over the picture with his name on it. "Did you read it?"

"Maybe... Is that your name?"

"Maybe, why do you want to know?"

"I don't..."

"We are good then, can you take your shirt off?"

Anxiety looked at him strangely, as if wondering why

"Don't make it weird! I just need to look at the cuts and take care of them," Roman said blushing, realizing how weird that sounded. Anxiety did as he was told, "Can you sit on the couch now?" And again, Anxiety did as he was asked, and immediately. Roman began by disinfecting the cuts, "This is going to sting a bit..." Why did he do that? Why didn't he leave Anxiety to rot in the dirt? He could just save the city from this threat once and for all, but he was too good for that, wasn't he? Too much of an idiot...

"I'm such an idiot" Roman analysed the words he believed came from his own mouth until the sound continued, "You could have just left me to die, you know..." Soon he realised that Anxiety was the one speaking, "Why... Argh!" The man winced at the cold liquid in one of his wounds, "Why are you helping me?"

Roman took a deep breath as he put away the alcohol and got some bandages "I don't know any more than you do, I just know right now is that this is not an ideal situation," he said as he began to bandage the wounds. "And if I can be honest with you, which I'm not sure I can, it is really embarrassing to have someone over, even worse if it's someone..."

"Someone like me..."

"Yeah..."

"I get it... It's even more embarrassing when you are at your... what are we? Arch nemesis or some of this weird bullshit? Who started it?" Roman remained silent as Anxiety spoke... "I never... I mean this in the best possible way, but I never did anything bad... I just showed up sometimes and we got into fights... Sometimes I wonder..." And then he silenced himself

"What do you wonder? Roman finished Anxiety's dressing and sat next to him, as a way to tell him that he was safe.

"What if we just... stopped fighting, you know, we never had a reason to!" And then it hit him, Anxiety wasn't a supervillain, he was just a guy who showed up every week or so and they fought, he would say something about revenge and then leave, he shouldn't hate thins guy, he sould hate those random shoplifter or those robbers

If you ask Roman what happened at that moment, he would say nothing happened, what are you talking about? Kiss? What kiss? I never kissed anyone! What makes you think that? Are you crazy? Ha ha ha... And he would leave, but we all know that's not true.

They locked eyes for a moment, and kissed, and it was magical. Roman could worry about ironing his clothes later, because right now he was kissing someone, and that someone was... Wait... what was his name? Roman soon realised that he did not know Anxiety's name.

They pulled away.

The best way to get his name was to introduce himself first, and that's what he did.

"I'm Roman... Roman Prince"

"Virgil, Virgil Storm."

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Scary, everyone! She is badass and she won't be threatened to respect her stepfather!

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First post on the blog! This is an old drawing about a dream that I had, so zombie guy!

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Hey! My name is Ash and I made this blog to... share my art, I think?

My pronouns are they/them and I'm still a minor, so nothing NSFW here, okay?

This is not my main account, that would be @need-some-milkshake so if you want random reblogs, go there!

I'm also getting better at everything so constructive criticism is welcome.

I guess that's it... nice to meet you! Hope your day is awesome!