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shadow the hedgehog taking care of you during your period
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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megatron poses for the camera. because he knows he will go down in history and he wants the historians to have lots of angles to use in his biographies
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10k notes is crazy. here’s megatron eating a strawberry. with commentary by my sisters. (warning: contains violence)
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Bunny Necklace Mother of Pearl by NutellaKittyStudio
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Ralsei in the Tennessee River (Near Knoxville, Tennessee, United States)
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
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it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
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Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat
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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out
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