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HELLOO !! i did NOT forget about this blog dont worry !! i will be catching up on asks asap, thank you all for being super patient !! :))

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hello !! im going to go on a brief blog break on posts for a bit, due to some irl stress & such ! ill be back to posting in a bit though, i just need a littlee break !! :3

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i really hope you guys can get your friends back. o7

"yeahh, i hope so too !!! but....they're our friends !! they can handle themselves until we're able to step in, yeah ?" "hopefully..."

".....i...know that...they can handle handle themselves like green said but....i cant help but worry anyways......"

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Can any of you hit The Griddy

"oh, i SO COULD !!! i really COULD !!! but uh.....wow.....darn....what a shame i cant while we're walking !!!! that....er-...sucksss......." "....no he cantttttt......trust me."

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have you guys seen the minecraft movie

"oh, yeah !! just a few days ago we all saw it together !! i mean, it was.....okay...... i guess.....they couldve done better though...." "i thought it was a LITTLEEEE funny !!! annnd i liked how the bees and all looked they were sooo cutee !!!"

"it was alright, but i probably wouldnt watch it again...."

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Hello Blue, you seem very nice and charming? How are you holding up, all things considered?

"awwh, me? im flattered, thank you !!" "wh- HEYHEY THIS IS MYYY BLOG ?? IM NICE AND CHARMING TOO, ARENT IT ?"

"and well......everything is.....intense at the moment, to say the least...green told you all whats going on, im assuming..."

"but id say im holding up fine ! im just trying to keep us all on track and focused right now on saving orange and yellow" "more like, keeping GREEN on track and focused..."

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phew....okay...finally caught up......ahem...

"WHATS UP GRASSHOPPERS ?? IM BAAACK ??? GUESS WHO IM WITH ?? ITS THE ONE AND ONLY, FLAMING R-"

"uh......green...? don't tell me your doing the youtube stuff again.....especially right now...."

".......i would NEVER !!!........and....its for documenting.....!! NOT for fame and all......and tumblr is way different than youtube and all....no fame hierarchy there...."

"wha- seriously ??" "BLUEEEE !!! can you tell green how bad of an idea this is ?? especially right now ??? im all for lightening the mood but i cannot deal with two kidnapped friends and a egotistical idiot on top of that right now..." "....heyy waitwait i dont have an ego...!!"

"red, i....i get what you mean, really i do !!! but.....greenie kind of has a point...?" "it WOULD be helpful to kind of have photos and footage of where we are, incase we do get kidnapped...it could even cause us to get help, right......? "plus, the distraction would be kind of nice, right ? we can still have a little fun as long as we try to focus"

"WELL YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, GRASSHOPPERS !!! you get the chance to ask, the one, the only, FLAMING RED and FREEZING BLUE questions !!! im sure you all missed them !!!" ".....just dont wear those tacky glasses again, and dont call me flaming red ??" "honestly ? i think the nicknames from our movies are fun !!" "dont enable him, blue."

[ red & blue are now open for asks, alongside green !! ]

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Hello our probably dear Green!

We have a question for you! What is your favorite animal?

I personally like silverfish, they just seem like cute little guys to me! But this isn't about me, now is it? We would like to know more about you!

So, what is it? Is it a dog? Is it birds? Is it an octopus? The options are limitless!!!

Q&A anon

"hmmm, favorite animal ???"

"....wel— wait hey no dont mention silverfish !!! eughhh i hate just the MENTION of those things.......not funny..."

"but hmm, i like birds !! they're pretty cool, and dogs are a close second !!"

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Bread

You have now been breaded

-Bread anon

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"unfortunately, since im SO nice enough to not give green a reality crisis from a single piece of random bread..."

"unlike SOME one......"

"pssh, i have NOOOOO idea what you mean !!! whaaaat ?? me ??? give red an existential crisis ?? NOOT me !!!!"

"uhhuh uhhuh sure....geez, you suck at your job."

"but, while i cant CANONICALLY give green this, i still find it incredibly funny !! so ill grant your ask of him being breaded from an alternate universe or so" "this is JUST this once though, id love to show all the hypotheticals, but i do still have to do my job of keeping an eye of what falls through to his universe and what doesnt, yknow?"

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eyyyy silverfish haters club

*squeak!*

we need a support group or something

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"oww....ow my head.....huh...? oh right, asks...asks....."

"yeahhh no, those silverfish...eughhh i HATE the thought of them !!! ....can almost relive whenever they swarmed me.....that was awful.....ugh"

"....wait—club ?? glad im not the only one hating those nuisances !! they SUCK !!!"

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watch your steps dawg yo ass gonna break your head

"I CANT REALLY WATCH WHEN THESE SCARVES ARE IN MY FACE CAN I ?!?!"

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Hello there young man! You're that one from the musical at the theater, yes? That all those nasty silver fish interrupted. I am so sorry about all of that, your music was so good! Here, take my number deary and I might be able to get into contact with another theater to let you have a new concert without any of those dreadful things.

Also, take a scarf I made, you do not have enough clothes on. To cold for that. And one for each of your friends too!

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"oh ?? i didnt think any of my fans saw that concert !! you were there ?? you REALLY think my music was good ?? im honored !!"

"and...eugh...yeah....i doooont need the silverfish reminders.......my skin still crawls from those things....."

"but once i get my friends out of immediate danger i will gladly love that offer !!! just with bug spray......looooots of bug spray..."

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"heyyy wait....where did these come from ???"

"oh yeah !!! the anon stuff !! the stuff anons give !!!! basically since we're in another universe they can send stuff and it just goes through here !! crazy right ?? i know !! its crazy !!! we're probablyyyyyy supposed to keep an eye out to make sure random stuf wouldnt cause an existential crisis over random objects and floating hands and all and keep an eye on the timing of gifts buuuut who has time for that ?? me ?? not me !!! i just let anything get through to red whenever !!! speaking of red im too busy replacing them anyways to—"

"okay i get it, please shut up...."

"weeeellllllll green's just walking so...i guess it wouldnt be a bad time for them to have these.....? i hope..."

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"and....you got me a scarf ??? ones for my friends too ?? geez, thats so nice but how is it going to—"

"—OH—THATS HOW—.... I CANT SEE ANYTHING THOUGH NOW !!"

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'for what?' uh. dude. your friends are kidnapped and you are. livechatting it. when your addicted to something, certain traumatic experiences (yknow, like having your friends kidnapped, btw how?) can trigger relapses. Such as in your rather blatant internet addiction.

"hey now !! who are you to make assumptions about ME and my brain ?? and its NOT livechatting, its documenting !! huuuuge difference, buddy."

"and, i dont have an addiction !! i got over it months ago !! so while i appreciate the concern, theres nothing to freak out about....not like i COULD do much actual content out here like before, anyways"

"and.....i dunno man !! its a long story, but me and my friends were just sparring, then orange got taken by this one guy i havent seen in...years ??? dunno much about him..."

"then we went AFTER orange, found the place they got brought to before we all got attacked and knocked out, woke up and yellow was gone. so now me and the others are trying to walk around this building to find a way in......literally i just wanted to spar and play minecraft today but i guess not..."

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grass boy! good to see you again

"its good to see you guys too !! ignoring the grass boy comment.... but ive missed being back with you guys !!" "im still surprised you all hung around all these months still, for me ?? awwh...."

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I see grass behind you.

you know what to do.

"i dunno what your talking about, man"

"whats grass ?? never heard of it."

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aren't you supposed to be in rehab little man

pssshhhh rehab ?? for what ??? i dunno what your talking about....

and uh....there's kind of a.....ongoing issue anyways....! wouldnt be able to anyways ! friends are kinda uh....kidnapped...? thats why i even have this blog in the first place.....

.....nnnoooo other reason........

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"helloooo gra—"

"GREEEN !!! WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGG ?!"

"uh....UH NOTHING, RED !!" "great....am i going to have to restart this whole thing AGAIN...ugh, thanks alot red."

"DOESNT SOUND LIKE NOTHING !! JUST HURRY UPPPP you SLOWPOKE !!—" "ooookay so no time to restart i guess...uh.....welllll they dont know im doing this....again.....yep, again." "—ME AND BLUE ARE TRYING TO FIND A WAY IN THIS BIG 'OL BUILDINGG !!! WE CANT DO MUCH WITHOUT YOUUUUU !!!"

"but....im only documenting this incase we get captured like yel just did.....so theres word of where we are incase that happens...." "UGHHHHHH !!!! GREEEEENNNNN !!! IM GONNA START CALLING YOU GRASS BOY IF YOU DONT HURRY UUUUUPP !!!" ".....no other reason.....i dont miss social media attention at all....nooooope.....!!" "GRASS BOYYY—"

"—IM GOING TO FIND A SILVERFISH IN THIS GRASS JUUUUST FOR YOU IF YOU DONT GET OVER HERE AND ACTUALLY HELPPPP !!!"

"HEYHEYHEY— YOUR CRUEL FOR THAT !!! ughhhhh, FINEEE !! FINEE IM CATCHING UP WITH YOU NOWWWW !!!!"

"uhhh oookay i gotta goooo catch up nowww !!!! ask me stuff ?? please ?? byeee !!!"