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I’m not so great at writing but I’ve been sitting on this story for awhile now, so here’s the first part!! Welcome to “The Weeb Corner.”

It was a cold spring night and the moon was covered by dark clouds. A breeze brought the smell of oncoming rain to my nose. I thought to myself, I'm gonna burn shit on my ex's car. I walked a little further down the road until I came to his house. Luckily, his car was in the driveway just waiting to be mutilated by, you guessed it, the one and only Jane Pearson. Some tough love never hurts.

    I slung my ex's big duffle bag off my shoulder and threw it at the hood of his car. Smirking to myself, I pull a lighter from my pocket and flip it open. Unzipping the duffle, I reach my lighter in and light his practice jersey for football. Green flames erupt from the fabric and slowly spread to the rest of the contents. Eventually, the bag starts to burn as well as everything inside. Sour black smoke rose into the night sky. I stood and watched the flames a little while longer. I felt a smile tug at my lips at the thought of my ex seeing what his car looks like tomorrow. I decided that this scene would do and set my feet in motion and start walking home.

Another breeze rips through my Twenty One Pilots hoodie and flips my long brown hair. My "ever vigilant" pale green eyes fail to see a cat resting on the curb and I step on its' tail. It hissed and ran away, startled I stumbled backward falling on my ass. I brought my hands to my face and tried to sooth the stinging from the sharp stones that almost impaled them. Getting up, I took my phone from my pocket and turned the flashlight on. Hopefully this time I'll be able to see what's ahead of me rather than relying on street lamps. I walk a little more up the street before a sketchy looking car catches my eye. I turn off my flashlight/phone and duck behind a nearby bush.

The car slowly drives down the street and past where I'm hiding. The windows are blacked out and its body paint is rusting and chipping away. I can't see the drivers face but I can make out three figures in the car. After the car turns the corner, I come out from my hiding place and continue the long walk back to my house.

I can't wait to go home and go to sleep... I can't even remember the last time I slept. Sleep would be a fucking blessing right now! The only thing I've been running off of is seven cups of coffee and a few breakfast burritos. I can't fathom how I'm still conscious at the moment. I don't think I'd be able to hear someone sneak up behind me.

I walked a few more yards before I heard a car door slam behind me. I was so lost in my thoughts that I didn't even hear the car roll up. But I was too late to and there was already a pillowcase over my head. Well shit, isn't this is a fucking predicament, almost like I called that. I started to struggle and thrash but I was met with someone zapping me in the side. I fell down on the ground on my knees and heard a familiar voice hiss at me.

"You got the drugs bruh?" The speaker couldn't keep the smirk out of their voice...fucking Crystal. Crystal and I met a few years ago and we've been best friends ever since. I quickly calmed my nerves and responded, "Only if you got the money Crys." Crystal laughed and ripped off the pillowcase. She was wearing her band t-shirt, some faded jeans, and her ratty Converse. She also smelled like liquor and cheap perfume. Must've just gotten off work at the strip club she works at, hopefully, she doesn't have AIDS from all those lap dances.

"Did you dye your hair again?" She flipped her hair which was now hot pink, it made pale blue eyes pop a little bit. "You bet bitch." She helped me up and we did our handshake. "Got any Jaquilla in that car of yours?" She scoffed, "Sadly no, and this isn't my car, it's Blue's car. Now get your ass in there so we can go to The Weeb Corner." I hoped in the backseat and sure enough, Blue was in the driver's seat. No one really knows what Blue's actual name is or where he's from. He just showed up one day and we've kept him around ever since. He also has the best memes and apparently took Calculus his Junior year in high school.

"Hey Blue, how ya doin'?" Blue took the car out of park and started driving. "Pretty good, how are you Jane?" I thought about my answer, and finally responded, "Well, considering that I burned all my ex's shit on his car a few minutes you guys came and got me, I'd say that I'm pretty good too." Blue laughed but it sounded more like a snort. "That's badass," I must've impressed Crys for her to tell me that. I smiled to myself and we rode together in silence for five minutes before I broke the silence. "Hey Blue, I have a question." Blue kept his eyes on the road as he responded, "Ok." I bit my lip, "If the sky was any other color than blue, what would you want it to be?" He thought about this for a second,

"Red, how about you?"

I scratched my head, "Probably Purple. If the sky was falling what would your reaction be?"

He laughed and stopped the car, turning around and grinning he said, "I'd take it like a pornstar." Crystal and I laughed, "That's a great answer," I giggled. "Exactly," he turned around and resumed driving. Crystal, Blue, and I traded question like that back and forth until a familiar guy was running down the street in his underwear.

It was the same dumbass from that wild party that we went to a few years back. I think the hosts called the garage The Sad Cave. "Hey, Jane isn't that the guy who ran around with two transgenders and three beer bottles in each hand? You know, the guy we saw when we went to that party a few years ago?" I suddenly had a flashback of said party, "That party was wild, didn't one of the host give the recipe to that Jaquilla you like so much?" Crys rolled her eyes, "Yep that's the one." The guy ran straight onto the hood of our car and pushed his nose to the windshield. Blue turned on the windshield wipers and the guy got off immediately glaring at him through the glass. I rolled down my window and stuck my head out.

"What the fuck are you doing and what the fuck do you want?" He craned his neck to look at me. He had dark brown eyes, long brown hair for a guy, and he looked Hispanic. There was also a big birthmark on his neck. He was kinda cute, to be honest, but not my type. "I'm high as fuck and I need someone to take me home, I don't know where I am." I looked at Blue and Crystal, they both shrugged in silent agreement. "Get in..." He hopped off the car and got in the backseat with me, didn't have to tell him twice. Crystal looked at the guy through the rearview mirror, "So, what's your name chocolate boy?" Blue snorted/chuckled at Crystal. "My name is Liam, who are you people?" Liam is a very curious fellow. "Well, the hottie next to you is Jane, this hunk next to me is Blue, and I'm Crystal. If you can't tell, I'm a stripper." Well, that little detail there made Liam blush.

Eventually, we got to Crystal's house and we took our banter inside. Crys's corgi, Bumbum, greeted us with her signature move of kisses and barks. He's so fat and fluffy! Crystal walked ahead and disappeared into the kitchen. Blue ran upstairs and I could hear him rummaging around for something in his room. I kinda forgot that he lives with Crys. Liam just stood at the front door staring at my ass while I took my shoes off. "Need anything Liam?" I looked back to him and he blanched. Smirking I walked away to the living room and flopped on the couch. Bumbum ran over to the couch and laid on my back putting his head on my right shoulder blade so he could see the room.

Blue came back down the stairs and walked in the living room with his computer. He lifted my legs and sat down on the couch letting my legs flop back down across his lap. I could feel his laptop on my calves but I'm too tired to care. He started typing away and pretty soon, he was so engrossed in his computer he didn't even notice Crystal walk by with a big bottle of Jaqullia. Not that he drinks, but he tries to get Crystal sober enough not to get liver cancer. Finally, after 15 min, Liam walked in fully clothed and plopped down next to Blue. Crystal was halfway done with her Jaquilla when she curled up on the footstool and started snoring. Liam passed out and his head lolled onto Blue's shoulder. Blue still didn't notice that. Soon my eyes grew heavy and I fell into the wonderful world of sleep.

Just before I went completely under Blue muttered, "Well shit, you guys must've been tired."