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Idk idk idk uh design??? Uh philza design?

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FitMC’s message to his Contractor.

Checking In. I am messaging you again to keep you updated on my progress. The Federation still has full control of the Island. They’ve been putting on some strange election… I’m assuming to keep everyone occupied. However, it seems they’ve let a vulnerability slip. Player data and statistics are being tracked. The Federation must have this data stored somewhere on the Island. If I had to guess, it’s likely the computer system of the Federation offices. If I tried to break in and access the data, they would likely capture me… It would not end well. However, whoever wins this election will likely have open access. Perhaps they could be persuaded… or tricked into giving us access. I will fulfill the contract. And yet… I’m starting to wonder… What are you actually trying to achieve? Even if I can access the data, what good would it do? I’m skeptical, but I hope to hear from you soon…. (This Island… Is worse than I thought…)

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a series oh photos involving The Incident as told on snapchat

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bonus epilogue sketch from doc under the cut

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The One With the Tunnel Borer Disaster

I'm about 80% convinced that the whole Grian And Scar's Great Redstone Disaster is a semi-planned bit with Doc in on it ahead of time. Those two are reckless, but this would be a little bit extreme even for them, especially when dealing with someone else's extremely complex redstone. I mean, think about how long the various iterations of the World-Eater hung around without being messed with! And yet Grian randomly suggests going and looking at the tunnel borer as a distraction and Scar agrees immediately, and then the first thing they do when they get there is destroy this very big but generally nonessential machine? And then they let it play out over Twitter instead of begging forgiveness in Discord? Doesn't seem quite right...

But why destroy the tunnel borer like this and right now? There's a couple good reasons. The Mecha-Goat has been siting idle for months now, garaged in a pretty important bit of land.

This is Scar's view on what is going to be Adventureland, and I believe that line of blocks is going to be the river ride. The GOAT Garage is right up on that bit of real estate, and if it sits idle too long, it risks destroying actual built landscape when it is deployed. Plus, it's been a long time since the Mecha-GOAT was build, and it needs to be used! The trouble is, it's such a big and wild thing that it seems like overkill for almost any transgression from the neighbors. Grian and Scar would have to do something _very_ bad to justify that kind of TNT-farting revenge machine! And now... they have!

So that's one reason for why, and for why now. But what else? Quite simply, there's a clear block of time. There's no Life Series going on, Scar has finished his massive castle, the TCG tournament is basically wrapped up. Decked Out 2 is still months away from play. The server could really use a new storyline, and what better than a brand new ALL OUT WAR? Those are fun and prompt new creative builds and interactions. Plus it means Grian doesn't have to finish the back of his build for awhile longer.

Honestly, in the end it doesn't really matter whether it was planned or not. We know that at the end of the day nobody is really super-mad at anybody, and if there are hard feelings they will be worked through off-camera in a grown-up way between colleagues. But I believe that there's a plan at work here, and that it's going to unfold in a way that will be amazingly entertaining to watch. Here's to the Great GOAT War, may the silliest team win!

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hey well doc did say several times he wanted to have a war with other hermits so technically scar and grian did what he wanted in this essay i will--

....yeah no they're so dead LMAOOOOOOO

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They were a little silly

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you see, when scar's response to grian asking if he could sleep and do more of his base in the morning was "you never know if you'll wake up in the morning", that was actually foreshadowing,

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okay also I’ve seen at least one person theorize this was planned and like, I can see that, right (like obviously it was at least worked out well enough behind the scenes that they made it a whole big plot point in their videos).

however that leads to the biggest possibilities here. being one of two EQUALLY FUNNY things. the first being that scar and grian really did just accidentally fuck up exactly that badly. the SECOND being the hermits going “wow yeah the audience will totally believe you two just fucked up exactly that badly like you all would screw up that horribly on your own yeah that’s a great idea” and frankly both are really funny,

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today on hermitcraft

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i wonder if sadist realises how much influence their rendition of not just the dsmp characters but minecraft mechanics themselves influenced the fanartists that saw those animatics. i see people that draw armour the same way sadist did and i just lean back and think to myself ‘huh. look at that’

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AU introduction ✨

I've had this idea for a while, and I haven't gotten around to drawing it haha! School and stuff...

Also? "She's back to drawing Spy x Family???" Yeppp

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Cardcaptor Anya ⭐️

This will be sold as prints at Dojinma in May!

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Wanted to get this done before Session 3 but OOPS

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I’m fucking unwell rn

I’m going to fucking implode

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I can just taste the animatic off of this scene

Grian looking at where Joel went then turning to the crafting table and hearing thunder coming from where Joel’s voice was. Finally he turns only to see a giant clock tower, and no more bad boys.