http://mamaswitchybookofmirrors.tumblr.com for my witchy side blog Late 20s. A romantic at heart, I'm stumbling through this adventure called life with an amazing husband and son by my side. These are my daily trials and tribulations, thoughts about everything, things I love, things I don't, and probably more fandom stuff than I originally anticipated. Check out more photos of Lady Mia & Lord Luka the Huskies on instagram! Grimoire at “mamaswitchybookofmirrors”
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having to make yourself flare up right before a doctor appointment so you have a little bit more of a chance of them believing you is honestly one of the biggest fuck the health system
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something that isn’t talked about enough with chronic illness is knowing that going to your appointments and doing your exercises and all that will help but being in too much pain or too fatigued to go, so your just stuck in this constant cycle of knowing what you need to do to get better but not being able to do it because your sick
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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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“You see this, other me?” “I see this shit, aibou.”
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The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been “here’s something you can do that will END with you getting out of that hole” the climbing still hurts and the being underground still hurts but that doesn’t mean it’s not working
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i want to be loved like the women i read about. like i’m the person they would do anything for. the person they look for in everyone else and everywhere they go because they can’t get her out of their heads. the person their entire being burns for. the person they are patient with, even when she’s rambling, being emotional or sick. the person they go out of their way for, over and over again, because it’s her. the person they love. the person they… love and keep loving.
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everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health
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golem that protects a daycare. it is made of playdough.
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WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.
poltergeists:
push things off tables
break delicate objects for fun
in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
are invisible aka no one knows what they look like
poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats
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ARE U MIDWESTERN
I belong to the middle kingdom of america, yes
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
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