insaneiceshard

[insaneiceshard]

here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too

[insaneiceshard]

they haunt my thoughts like they haunt the narrative

[insaneiceshard]

"BANZAI!"

All shot using real figures, lighting and miniature sets. My usual foil for water technique and cotton wool for the splashes were used into create the water

[insaneiceshard]

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

[insaneiceshard]

[insaneiceshard]

[insaneiceshard]

anytime i drink from a can i feel like death stranding norman reedus big sip animation

[insaneiceshard]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[insaneiceshard]

post-topsurgery finding out new sensory wishies. alas i am short and my wife is tall

[insaneiceshard]

well this fucking sucks

[insaneiceshard]

Rockstar Gideon for da whiteboard

[insaneiceshard]

cowboy AU commission for Fey

commission info

[insaneiceshard]

cowboy AU commission for Fey

commission info

[insaneiceshard]

cowboy AU commission for Fey

commission info

[insaneiceshard]

cowboy AU commission for Fey

commission info