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it's them!!

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awesome find on instagram.......

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to

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Welcome

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Another Kremlin policy to kill Americans put in place by MAGA traitors.

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tbh what bothers me more than anything about That Cis Dude saying he's got "tboy swag" while actual transmascs are telling him he is talking over us and begging him to please stay in his lane re: trans issues is that he is very plainly using the "tboy swag" thing as permission to talk over real actual transmascs about transmasc experiences.

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so i guess. i guess Lord Emmitt Jones is a Trickster now. this is just one step to a master plan, surely

also my shadowy and my dangerous are begging for me to level them i feel bad

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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writing tip #3857:

if you write the most morally correct piece of media, you get The Prize

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes