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Me trying to explain to a white queer person something can be very queer but still racist as hell

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sorry but the dsmp being minecraft is still so cool to me.

alright now listen to me. close your eyes (not actually you need to read this) you’re walking down the prime path. red vines cross in your way. you can hear a dog bark to your side, its leash tethered to a singular fence pole. no owner in site. your footsteps carry the usual sound as you walk over to a floating tree, and you begin to destroy it just with your fist. you could stop any river around just by placing down the wood you have gathered, all it takes is knowing how to call it into your hands.

thinking about trying to go to sleep but you just can’t, because you have a suspicious feeling monsters are nearby. the idea of being able to enchant weapons to set your enemies on fire, or let the tools mend themselves. you could throw a potion at them that harms them, or drink a sweet, healing nectar for yourself.

hearing the legends of the end, where unknown creatures rest, waiting anyone to find them. there’s tales of wings you can retrieve from there, and you wonder if you had them how easy it would be. ougjhhhh

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I have this issue where anytime i watch anything i am going to make it about Tommyinnit like please i’m rewatching « No Good Nick » and tell me an AU with Tommy as nick wouldn’t slap

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New Minecraft Update!!

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Stabbing ORPHANNNNNSSSSS

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Fucking hell . Last 3 are probably the wildest of them all. Was it all just a dream????

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love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

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love this guy

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an ode to l’manburg, what was and shall never be again

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also I nearly just failed an exam because of fucking dsmp. Hit compound Dimethylsulfoniopropionate's shortened name looked too much like dsmp and I couldn't stop giggling . literally killing myself now fucking hhh

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Everytime i see a gynecologist they invent new and fascinating ways to treat me as subhuman

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Technobladeeeeeee 🤲

I just think he’s really really cool— please take my offering

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I miss the dsmp [distant war plane noises]

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sometimes i sit around too long and think about late 2020 and first half 2021 and tubboat you spin me right round baby right round blue premium bond AAAAA did you jsut call me wilby? late mining streams THE DISCS!!! WERE WORTH MORE !!!! THAN YOU EVER WERE welcome home theseus what else can i do now im 17? drugs laugh at 16 year olds cry jump in the cadillac what am i without you yourself awww look at him look at michael ive made a cake than kill god 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen SUBSCRIBEEEE TO TECHNOBLADEEEEE at the end of the day if you have a thousand men by your side or not its you and me versus dream im gonna hit spit spackle the fuck outta someone you said he wasn't gonna hurt me tommy sing some WAP for us kombayaaa my lord kombayaaa it was never meant to be . Unfortunately i have class and coursework so idrc about that rn