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one of my favourite things about Scotland is how often normal everyday folks actually blame the right people when things are shit
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hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult
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I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.
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ok because the other poll was bugging me:
Bracketed according to the REAL tumblrina demographics. Reblog or whatever. Sample size or whatever.
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now
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"I asked chat gpt–"
Well I asked HEX and the response was "+++?????+++ +++Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.+++". Worth considering.
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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WIZARD COOKIE TIMEEEEEEEEE
Hats confuse me if you couldn’t tell lmao
You can also really see that I’m trying to make these outfits detailed (or as detailed as I can at my current skill level. I will one day understand how to do gems and on that day nothing will stop me. Except maybe folds. Those scare me even if I’m getting there)
I really wanted to give him something more than just a robe, so he got some pizzazz (is that how you spell that?) I made the scarf into more of those things that you wear when you graduate. What are they called? Sashes?
I like the idea that his normal robe is way oversized, like he was supposed to be larger when he got out of the oven, so he’s just a little undercooked (hence the drippy stuff like his hair) (or maybe the heat was wrong so he looks fine on the outside, but still gooey on the inside)
Idk if I mentioned this before but the gnomed outfits always read as “outfit of random pieces put together in a hurry” so I gave him a random robe he just through over his pjs (bunny slippers and all)
Btw his 1st outfit is honestly one of my favorite outfits I’ve drawn so far (used to be Strawberry’s 1st outfit cuz that thing was hella cute)
Anyways, future drawings may be a bit scattered since school is starting again (third year at uni lets goooooooo!!)
#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run#cr kingdom#cookie run fanart#fanart#wizard cookie#wizard cookie fanart#fun fact!#that little turtle neck peaking out in the gnomed outfit is his under clothes!#I draw under clothes for all of my references#like those socks in the same outfit are also under the shoes on his other outfits!#I like to base them off of their personalities#like GingerBrave has some shorts#and Strawberry has one of those elastic hijabs that keep the hair well hidden and allows her to have more fun with her normal hijab.#idk what they’re called#like those swimming ones you see sometimes#just#less rubbery?
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how old were u in 2004 just askin >_<
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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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Me: just drawing and listening to critical role’s C1
The half-chub line:
Me:

#sorry that line made me physically stand up and gag#my brother told me that he said some weird ass shit (I listened to C2 first and was curious about this guy who no one ever mentions)#but I was not prepared for that shit#I just wanted to learn the origin of the what’s your mother’s name gag#I did not want to physically gag#I had to walk away from drawing torment#TORMENT#MY BABY TEIFLING DRUID GIRL#critical role#crit role#campaign 1#critical role campaign 1#critical campaign 1 spoilers#I guess??#honestly wish someone told me about it before#my reaction would not have been as visceral#but nooo I wanted to go into this as blind as possible
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