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I’m far from the first person to point this out, but it really is fun how often the Mighty Nein give out advice to each other that they do not believe applies to themselves.
Beau: “Fjord, you cannot keep blaming yourself when you were the victim in this circumstance.”
Caleb: “You cannot blame yourself when you are taken advantage of.”
Ultimate “it’s not their fault this happened. It IS my fault though, because I’m the worst” party
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breaking: extremely cookie cutter millennial moved by mountain goats early work and "in the aeroplane over the sea". may someday discover a third thing
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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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Lil nas x getting charged with 3 counts of battery against a police officer and resisting arrest as a black man going through a mental health crisis where the police approached aggressively and tackled him to the ground is depressingly par for the course for police and specifically the lapd and it should piss people off and instead people are making jokes about it in instagram comments :/
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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found
a horse
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Acquaintance cards, a variety of calling cards, 1870s-80s. USA. Via dangerousminds. More to see: Mays / flickr. They were used “by the less formal male in approaches to the less formal female.”
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Someone should publish a pronunciation guide for bookish children with words like boatswain, victuals, epitome and so forth. It could probably just be a slim pamphlet, but it would save a lot of nerds a lot of embarrassment down the line.
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microdosing on someone putting their cigarette out on me by using my bugbite zapper thing
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* notices we have a red string of fate connecting us * actually would you mind fetching the bolt cutters
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