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A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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Massive fan of the fact Peter Capaldi continues to refer to his character as "Doctor Who" actually like yes queen tell 'em

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Diary of a Redwall Mouse

July 22nd: breakfasted on a lovely array of fresh strawberries and goat’s cheese with honey, oat cakes and barley porridge. For luncheon we feasted on a catch of smoked trout, vegetable stew, and of course a couple of flagons of October Ale

July 23rd: countless deaths

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I saw my partner's aunt again for the first time in like 7 years & apparently she (due to a slight language barrier) misunderstood his explanation & thought my partner found himself a new boyfriend who just happens to look eerily like his ex girlfriend

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new favorite reddit user

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from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

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They're very buttery, and I picked them just cause I thought they looked cool, and then, poor Chris. Any time you see an actor eating food in a scene, pity that actor, because they've had to eat that food all day long. And these cookies, you eat, like, two of them, and you feel like your throat is coated in butter. And Chris was pounding these all day long. So I feel very bad for him. — Rian Johnson (via)

KNIVES OUT 2019, dir. Rian Johnson