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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays
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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents
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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028
its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp
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problematic wake-up-time gap relationship
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No one:
Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

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the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life
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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta
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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?
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Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today
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