insomniacauthorfromhell

[insomniacauthorfromhell]

Dw bro we're dying together 💪

We can even have matching tombstones and all

Exam season is finishing me. Don't be surprised if i die.

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Tried a "What TWST character are you" quiz and guess who I got?

(Quiz link 👇)

https://uquiz.com/quiz/sHQOns/which-twisted-wonderland-character-are-you

That's right, I got Malleus Draconia himself.

What an honour 👏

Try the quiz and lemme know which of these mentally unwell highschoolers you are :D

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Bro sometimes my college professors make me feel like I'm in some twilight zone.

My English professor deadass said today, in English class: "Russia is not that small but it's not bigger than America."

Hoe failed basic Geography 💀

How tf is she a college professor dawg?

It's probably like, the stupidest thing she's said to date

She even said and I quote "Ewe is a baby sheep." I had corrected her and said "Ewe is a female sheep and a lamb is a baby sheep." And this fuckass told me "No, Ewe is what you call a baby sheep." I didn't even know wtf to say atp. 😃

I'm surrounded by idiots or what?

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My brother thinks that Robin is Tim Drake (the one my brother calls overrated like where bro, I'm struggling to find Tim stuff to watch/read) like no, that Robin is Dick Grayson but just cause my brother found a picture of Nightwing and Robin being in the same frame together, he was like "Aha, I'm right!"

Like Dick literally grieved Wally's death and my brother is telling me that they aren't best friends

Yeah, life is not fucking daijobu 😃

Someone please kill me, my dumbass fucking brother is telling me that Wally West and Dick Grayson aren't close in age or best friends because he's going off the Young Justice Animated Series (which I like to ignore due to how much it's lowkey ruined the OG Young Justice characters) and literally saying that Tim Drake is overrated cause he became Robin with already good fighting skills (like no, he literally trained with Lady Shiva and a Tibetean Monk and whatnot) and he also said other things about DC characters that made me want to bash my head or his head into a wall.

Like fuck you mean that Bruce Wayne is not allowed to be old? Like Dick Grayson is in his late 20's so obviously Bruce is like 40+, but nooo, Fortnite Bruce looks too old and the model creators ruined him, like stfu-

My brother is so fucking infuriating like he doesn't know shit about anything and he's trying to correct me about shows/media he's watched like 9-10 years ago when I'm still in their fandoms (like TMNT 2012, Ninjago etc)

HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT THE YJ ANIMATED SERIES SUPERBOY IS BETTER THAN THE COMIC ONE CAUSE HE ACTS LIKE MORE LIKE SUPERMAN LIKE THEY FUCKING TOOK AWAY KON'S WHOLE PERSONALITY, AND HE ACTS NOTHING LIKE CLARK EITHER FYM BETTER?!

Someone sedate me please-

(Also this reminds me why I never have a proper conversation with this fucker, worst dinner convi I ever had with him like why did I even bother talking to that buffoon?)

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In Young Justice: The Animated Series, Wally and Dick are close in age and best friends. And Kon doesn't act like Superman, that's a major point. Did he really watch the show?

I'm afraid he's got no functional brain cells, dude. Like I love him and all but he was like so painfully wrong that I had to pause mid dinner, look somewhere else and compose myself because violence is not the answer or whatever (it is, it's the answer to all my problems atp-)

Also mind you, he was looking up the YJ series online and he found a picture of Robin being in the same frame as Nightwing and he was like "See!" Like brother no-

This mofo also told me Wally West is not Kid Flash...HE TOLD ME THAT WALLY IS NOT KID FLASH LIKE WTF GUY-

He also doesn't know who Impulse is and I'm pretty sure my brother doesn't know that Superboy isn't just Superman's clone and also has Lex Luthor DNA in him and like where does Kon act like Clark?? No where! Not in the comics and definitely not in the animated series, like you said that is a major part of who Kon is, he isn't like Clark.

And the complaint on the Batman shouldn't be old thing really just was so fucking preposterous that I didn't really know what to say to that tbh

I don't think i can get a refund as he is unfortunately older than me.

But yeah, send me thoughts and prayers instead because I will need them to get through living in the same house as my dumbass brother-

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Someone please kill me, my dumbass fucking brother is telling me that Wally West and Dick Grayson aren't close in age or best friends because he's going off the Young Justice Animated Series (which I like to ignore due to how much it's lowkey ruined the OG Young Justice characters) and literally saying that Tim Drake is overrated cause he became Robin with already good fighting skills (like no, he literally trained with Lady Shiva and a Tibetean Monk and whatnot) and he also said other things about DC characters that made me want to bash my head or his head into a wall.

Like fuck you mean that Bruce Wayne is not allowed to be old? Like Dick Grayson is in his late 20's so obviously Bruce is like 40+, but nooo, Fortnite Bruce looks too old and the model creators ruined him, like stfu-

My brother is so fucking infuriating like he doesn't know shit about anything and he's trying to correct me about shows/media he's watched like 9-10 years ago when I'm still in their fandoms (like TMNT 2012, Ninjago etc)

HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT THE YJ ANIMATED SERIES SUPERBOY IS BETTER THAN THE COMIC ONE CAUSE HE ACTS LIKE MORE LIKE SUPERMAN LIKE THEY FUCKING TOOK AWAY KON'S WHOLE PERSONALITY, AND HE ACTS NOTHING LIKE CLARK EITHER FYM BETTER?!

Someone sedate me please-

(Also this reminds me why I never have a proper conversation with this fucker, worst dinner convo I ever had with him like why did I even bother talking to that buffoon?)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/67522121/chapters/174503136

So I did end up doing something about it 😅

Okay so I had this very weird train of thought in my sleep last night. It felt very random.

First things first, I'm a big Octonauts fan, one of my favourite cartoons of all times. And I'm also kinda into the Poppy Playtime lore.

Basically, brain decided to mush them into one AU yesterday night.

The gist was that Peso, was a new addition in the Poppy Playtime Smiling Critters. Like this:

Peso Penguin, the Smiling Critter that teaches kids how to play safely!

He had a light blue medical cross pendant, but his little hat and collar were still there.

And uh, it was all in the cartoon version of the Smiling Critters (my favourite version of em tbh)

And well, Peso is a such a darling so he effortlessly captures hearts of all the Critters.

Then I woke up :D

This felt very random last night and was eating my brain all morning.

But hey, an idea's an idea nevertheless 🤷

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Okay so I had this very weird train of thought in my sleep last night. It felt very random.

First things first, I'm a big Octonauts fan, one of my favourite cartoons of all times. And I'm also kinda into the Poppy Playtime lore.

Basically, brain decided to mush them into one AU yesterday night.

The gist was that Peso, was a new addition in the Poppy Playtime Smiling Critters. Like this:

Peso Penguin, the Smiling Critter that teaches kids how to play safely!

He had a light blue medical cross pendant, but his little hat and collar were still there.

And uh, it was all in the cartoon version of the Smiling Critters (my favourite version of em tbh)

And well, Peso is a such a darling so he effortlessly captures hearts of all the Critters.

Then I woke up :D

This felt very random last night and was eating my brain all morning.

But hey, an idea's an idea nevertheless 🤷

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That's the fun part, you sit and just bluescreen into a crisis because I have no words as to what that video was, I never will have words and I still haven't processed much of it yet, it's still waiting to jump me in a dark alley one of these days while I'm as unaware as a very trusting lil sheep with nothing going on behind those big ass eyes-

What the FUCK do I do with myself after KARMA alien stage. How the fuck does one respond to that.

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Just watched Karma and I'm fucking flabbergasted

(Warning: Spoilers ahead)

TILL IS ALIVE LIKE WTF- The delulu is not delulu anymore, my dudes!

Mizi hears his heart beating! Till is not dead!!!

Also YES MIZI, BURN DOWN THAT CURSED ALIEN STAGE LIKE THE ABSOLUTE QUEEN YOU ARE!!!!

HE'S ALIVE! OUR LIL BOY TILLY IS FUCKING ALIVE AND KICKING AND HE IS EVEN SMILING- He has a bike too in the end lol, he cut his hair short too.

IVAN YOU FUCKER- Your sacrifice paid off in the end and you don't even know it-

And the next generation kids...

We have a blonde with tan skin (I'm assuming it's a Hyuna and Luka child, probably took their DNA or something for that-)

The pink haired kid has Ivan's dead black eyed stare

We have a black haired kid who lowkey looks like Sua as well as a grey haired child

I don't know what's coming next but it is definitely big

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Rise fans always make that 'Accidentally Mutated Vs Intentionally Mutated' comparison to elevate the Rise Turtles above the rest of their counterparts, especially 2012.

While yes, the mystic powers certainly make the Rise gang OP af and very cool (I love their mystic abilities istg-) the fans shouldn't be taking that as a dig at the other turtles.

Like the 2003 turtles can become dragons and boy isn't that insane, but you don't see 2003 fans using that to make their iteration superior in anyway. It's all in good fun.

Talent doesn't make up for hardwork and raw skill. There are many sayings on that too. The Rise turtles grew up on Lou Jitsu movies and learnt that way (that shows how talented these guys are which is very impressive) and I applaud them for using what they know in combat but as you said, it doesn't matter how hard your hit is but how much it hurts.

Honestly if there was a no mystic powers allowed fight, the chance for victory is slightly lower now for the Rise gang (they can still hold their own I'm well aware).

There was an episode where 2012 Raph, Donnie and Mikey knocked out a huge giant creature with a combined hit as Leo functioned as distraction for the hit to land. That shows how much strength the 2012 turtles built up over the course of the show.

The 2012 turtles went through a lot and came out stronger, even dying atleast once and then coming back to life like the stubborn bunch they are.

All of the turtles are great fighters, be it given to them through DNA alteration or through hard earned skill. One cannot discredit a turtle through the method they learnt their skills.

In conclusion, all turtles are awesome, I love all of them and their iteration specific quirks and I would really appreciate it if glazers stop putting down other shows for their one favourite turtle iteration.

Truthfully, sometimes I hate the whole “intentionally mutated vs accidentally mutated” thing between the rise turtles and the other turtles. In part because I don’t think it’s a great way to compare the two types of turtles. It feels like it discredits the accidentally mutated turtles’ strengths in regards to skill and form. Making them somehow lesser fighters or threats.

I would argue a better comparison would be natural talent vs. hard learned skills.

Take the “accidentally mutated” 2012 Raph for example. While he might not be able to make the projections Rise Raph can, he stills have an astounding amount of brute strength that has been honed by years of training under a skilled master. Which allows his to fight opponents that are double his size like so:

Because in a fight it’s not just about how strong you are or about how hard you hit. It’s about who can land their hits that hurt, take a blow when needed, and keep on fighting. That can takes years of practice

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Reblog to wish 2012Splinter a Happy Father’s Day!

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Oh mah gah...

BABYTAGLIA!!!! LIL AJAX!! SO CUTE, HE'S SO SMALL and his fit is stylish for a kid who fell into a crack straight to the Abyss wtf-

BABYTARRAGLUA????! BABY??? DMAL/???? SMALL YARATTLAIA,MM???? AJAX?????

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AFTER PULLING SO MANY TIMES IN THE BEAST GACHA AND GETTING NOTHING

MY SALVATION CAME IN THE FORM OF THE BEAST RAID COIN SHOP ✊️

I have won in life :D

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So my friend told me that she's been seeing people dunk on Mizi due to the new comic Vivinos posted.

It's not her being a manipulator guys, it's her survivor's guilt distorting her point of view and making her think it's all her fault.

Like Sua's death, Sua dies in their round together. Till's death, Mizi was so close to rescuing him but he dies just a few inches away from Mizi's waiting hand. The other deaths she feels guilty for have similar explanations.

Ivan is not there in the comic, sorely because Mizi has nothing to do with the way he died, not because Ivan saw through her or whatever people are saying. Mizi wasn't indirectly responsible for his death nor was she anywhere near the stage to witness his death. So her guilt didn't extend to him in that way. I guess in a sense, Mizi feels that Ivan may be the only one to not blame her. (The others don't blame you either Mizi...🥲)

I can't believe the Mizi slander happening rn like wtf man...

That comic was about her having survivor's guilt not her being a manipulator. You can tell by how haunted current Mizi looks.

Looking forward to the day people don't berate a character for things out of their direct control 👍

[insomniacauthorfromhell]

WE WON! HELL YEAH BROSKIS!

There's Seamoon, Firewind, Wildchip, Eternalberry and Sparklinglemonade as far as I can see. Raspberry snd Gingerbrave are in there as a lil bonus.

I was like so excited to see it istg.

I don't know if we can take this as a sign that these are canon, but that sure as hell won't stop me from doing so hahahahahahaha

Up top dudes, we won! 🙌

[insomniacauthorfromhell]

Boy you just accidentally became my favourite person on tumblr ily (admiration)

Bro, I have no idea who you are but damn if you didn't just make my day. I love you too anon, I feel nice when I see people like the same things I do, or like the things I write/post.

I now feel all fluffy inside, so thanks for that.

Expect more of my brand of madness to come your way ✌️